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Re: ILF Secret Santa 2016

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It's done, sweet satanee!
All packed up and clocking in around 5kg, let's hope it is just under for postage...

And while everything inside is 100% strictly legal,
I hope no humorless customs-officer opens this
or we might all be going to jail :lol:

posting tomorrow :!!!:
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ProCarsteNation wrote:It's done, sweet satanee!
All packed up and clocking in around 5kg, let's hope it is just under for postage...

And while everything inside is 100% strictly legal,
I hope no humorless customs-officer opens this
or we might all be going to jail :lol:

posting tomorrow :!!!:
You posted a couple of bags of oregano and some bob Marley vinyls?
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Dear mark/stalkee,
Shortbread is a fucking pain in the arse to make.
Enjoy.
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Iommic Pope wrote:Shortbread is a fucking pain in the arse to make.
That hint of salt from someone's tears lends such a delicate wonder to the baked good.

I don't know if I have the cohones to take on baking something. :eek:
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crochambeau wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Shortbread is a fucking pain in the arse to make.
That hint of salt from someone's tears lends such a delicate wonder to the baked good.

I don't know if I have the cohones to take on baking something. :eek:
just make cornbread. way easier.
still delicious.
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I love cooking, I suck at baking.
My wife is a boss ass baker though.
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Iommic Pope wrote:I love cooking, I suck at baking.
My wife is a boss ass baker though.
But what if you're not in the mood for baked ass? :p
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goroth wrote: You posted a couple of bags of oregano and some bob Marley vinyls?
:thumb:
but nopes. depending on your point of view/type of humor what I posted is both possibly more fun & possibly more disturbing :wha?: :animal:

And this coming from a man who used to carry an oiled stone in his tobacco pouch. It looked just like a piece of hash and was a hoot at border crossings...


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Y'all.
The anticipation is killing me.
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Eivind August wrote:
aen wrote:
Eivind August wrote:I would love a doggo for ILFmas. :bear:

Also,

:!!!: MOTHERFUCKING SHIPPED! :!!!:
HOLY FUCK.

This fella^ sent me a MASF Possessed, candy, (both delicious and malicious) a buttload of music, stickers, a book and a THOR SHIRT!
It was the best Secret Satan ever!!!! Unfortunately Photobucket is not responding today so no pics of my loot to ILF yet.

My dear wife and I are just about ready to ship ours out. She got a great package as well, but I'll let her tell you about it.
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you just gotta keep it in long enough for the saltiness to dull.
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D.o.S. wrote:you just gotta keep it in long enough for the saltiness to dull.
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So you only wash your penis with other human's saliva? That seems highly inefficient.
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good deals are here.
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