ILF Secret Santa 2016

[01010111]

I'm pretty happy that I gave my parent's address. When it shows up I won't know who it's from, nor will I be able to open it before the 22nd.

[Disarm D'arcy]

True dat

Just dropping a little info for my santa. If you want this to be true, you'll have to do better than my mother's, which is likely the only gift I'll get, and she's getting me an action camera. Just want you to know how good you're gonna have to be.

Seriously though, I keep forgetting I have one coming. I'm just excited that Strange Tales is excited

chacun a son gout

Schmeckt gut, Liebelein, schmekt gut.

[ProCarsteNation]

Oooooh I'd contain Jwars package.....

but in the name of honesty & full disclosure:

I'm pretty happy that I gave my parent's address. When it shows up I won't know who it's from, nor will I be able to open it before the 22nd.

that's what I did, too.
So it's easy for me to say waitwaitwaitlookdon'ttouch

[Disarm D'arcy]

I gave my mother's address too. But I live there, like any self respecting unemployed student.

[01010111]

Yeah, it was much harder to hold out opening my secret santa when I lived at home...

[Eivind August]

Here in America we believe in two things:

1-Manifest Destiny
2-instant Gratification

So.....

Manifest gratification?

FUCKING INSTANT DESTINY

[Disarm D'arcy]

Destiny gratification is U.K. English for what is called a paycheck in the US. True story.

[Iommic Pope]

Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.

[odontophobia]

Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.

Broh
You know me. I love the grind.
I'm gonna master several espers/jobs/materia before the holiday season is done.

[Iommic Pope]

Yes Sweet Jeebus,
what's all this premature rip-opening of giftification?!?
us Germans say "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude" anticipation is the greatest joy...

Still holding out...

I promise that if mine arrives before I ship, I will at least wait until mine is shipped and tracking shows arrival.

PLENTY OF TIME YET

Yeeeeeees! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Let the patience flow through you,
let the exictement build till you can't take it.
And then some more....

You try getting a package from jwar and containing yourself.

TWSS?

Also, apologies to my mark, the builder and I are unsure at this stage if you will get yours in time for Christmas.
But it will be awesome and I will be sending your treats and other bits in time. So don't stress you'll get something.

[Iommic Pope]

Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.

Broh
You know me. I love the grind.
I'm gonna master several espers/jobs/materia before the holiday season is done.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before but "materia" is pretty much my favourite word and concept.
Master Summon Materia like a fucking BOSS.

[D.o.S.]

Destiny gratification is U.K. English for what is called a paycheck in the US. True story.

[odontophobia]

Elven Wind Goth Sage casts Instant Destiny!!!
Your party is able to leave the grind of yet another dungeon and arrive at its destination, acquiring the treasure of the Secret Satan.
No XP bonus.

Broh
You know me. I love the grind.
I'm gonna master several espers/jobs/materia before the holiday season is done.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before but "materia" is pretty much my favourite word and concept.
Master Summon Materia like a fucking BOSS.

we should rip of the band Summoning. Call ourselves Materia and write about Final Fantasy VII instead of Tolkien.

[popvulture]

all of these openings are making me hot and bothered.

I simply cannot believe someone hasn't made a perverse comment about this line yet.

[UglyCasanova]

here is the first part of the stash. The rest shall wait until the 24th. Hohoho!

I tried it before I got it for you. I really liked it. Be sure to give us a quick review.