ILF Secret Santa 2016

[goroth]

I hate trying to embed instafiltered fun, but here is the first part of the stash. The rest shall wait until the 24th. Hohoho!

https://instagram.com/p/BNsDZZwDZMX/

[Eivind August]

I would love a doggo for ILFmas.

Also,

MOTHERFUCKING SHIPPED!

HOLY FUCK.

This fella^ sent me a MASF Possessed, candy, (both delicious and malicious) a buttload of music, stickers, a book and a THOR SHIRT!
It was the best Secret Satan ever!!!! Unfortunately Photobucket is not responding today so no pics of my loot to ILF yet.

My dear wife and I are just about ready to ship ours out. She got a great package as well, but I'll let her tell you about it.

Glad you liked it! You're kinda hard to pick pedals for because you have every pedbox in teh planet, but stalking paid off.

Bow before the Nr\w/gn KVLT KANDY. (Actually Swedish, but fuck those guys.)

[Eivind August]

Also, ThorZ, get over to the pink pedal thread, your services are needed.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Wendelboe! ARF! The gifts are great so far this year.

Obsessively checking the tracking on my gift and they're being well slow with it grrr

[Strange Tales]

Man I'm trying to resist opening mine already but all of these openings are making me hot and bothered.

[Disarm D'arcy]

I won't be mad. But Jeebus will be.

[odontophobia]

Wendelboe! ARF! The gifts are great so far this year.

Obsessively checking the tracking on my gift and they're being well slow with it grrr

Yeah. USPS is being the worst this week. Resincum was supposed to have his package on Saturday. I was supposed to get my OBNE package yesterday and it came today.



Suspect everything shows up before holidays anyway so s'all good.

[ProCarsteNation]

Yes Sweet Jeebus,
what's all this premature rip-opening of giftification?!?
us Germans say "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude" anticipation is the greatest joy...

Still holding out...

I promise that if mine arrives before I ship, I will at least wait until mine is shipped and tracking shows arrival.

PLENTY OF TIME YET

Yeeeeeees! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Let the patience flow through you,
let the exictement build till you can't take it.
And then some more....

[odontophobia]

Yes Sweet Jeebus,
what's all this premature rip-opening of giftification?!?
us Germans say "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude" anticipation is the greatest joy...

Still holding out...

I promise that if mine arrives before I ship, I will at least wait until mine is shipped and tracking shows arrival.

PLENTY OF TIME YET

Yeeeeeees! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Let the patience flow through you,
let the exictement build till you can't take it.
And then some more....

Here in America we believe in two things:

1-Manifest Destiny
2-instant Gratification

So.....

[JonnyAngle]

Yes Sweet Jeebus,
what's all this premature rip-opening of giftification?!?
us Germans say "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude" anticipation is the greatest joy...

Still holding out...

I promise that if mine arrives before I ship, I will at least wait until mine is shipped and tracking shows arrival.

PLENTY OF TIME YET

Yeeeeeees! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Let the patience flow through you,
let the exictement build till you can't take it.
And then some more....

Here in America we believe in two things:

1-Manifest Destiny
2-instant Gratification

So.....

Let's be honest, the ILFSS gift is the best gift any of us will get for the holidays

[Disarm D'arcy]

True dat

[ProCarsteNation]

yeah, not only in America!
That saying is old, not sure how many still say it, most do different anyway....
chacun a son gout


Me, I'm just waiting for Django-Djesus to go
"You know the drill, folks: I got birthday - EVERYBODY gets presents!!"

[goroth]

I thought you would know I was your Satan when I called you Markhew last week.

I've spent so long trying to work out what on earth you meant by that
It's all suddenly clear to me!

Can't wait to open the rest of the loot on the 24th - ghetto wrapping (rapping?? Hohoho, I keeeed) and all.

[D.o.S.]

Yes Sweet Jeebus,
what's all this premature rip-opening of giftification?!?
us Germans say "Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude" anticipation is the greatest joy...

Still holding out...

I promise that if mine arrives before I ship, I will at least wait until mine is shipped and tracking shows arrival.

PLENTY OF TIME YET

Yeeeeeees! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Let the patience flow through you,
let the exictement build till you can't take it.
And then some more....

You try getting a package from jwar and containing yourself.

[goroth]

Here in America we believe in two things:

1-Manifest Destiny
2-instant Gratification

So.....

Manifest gratification?