ILF Secret Santa 2016

01010111 · Post by **01010111** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:20 pm

D.o.S. wrote:Card and/or a note is awesome and the way to go, IMO.

This is what I always intend to do, but then I forget and send them a message of some kind.

Eivind August · Post by **Eivind August** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:39 pm

Well, this is my actual name, which is also on the package. Also, whenever you get a package from Norway, chances are it's from me and/or UC. I tend to write a card as well, though.

Also, package is in the foreign customs already, so someone is going to spend december tempted to open it (feel free to if that's your thing, victim dearest

).

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:46 pm

If said customs is Trump customs, there's a chance they'll search your parcel's asshole with a flashlight twice before releasing it

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:49 pm

I tend to reveal it on here when after the opening, I write a letter but still keep anon. This year's victim will recognize my real name on the package so for the first time I will make it obvious in my letter. Couldn't agree more that it would be no fun at all if you never found out!

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:50 pm

Disarm D'arcy wrote:If said customs is Trump customs, there's a chance they'll search your parcel's asshole with a flashlight twice before releasing it

Hey we've still got 60 odd days of decent administration left.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:58 pm

YEAH BUT EAGLES. RED PICK UP TRUCKS. ASSAULT RIFLES. PROCESSED FAT AND SUGAR IN OBSENE QUANTITIES.

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:01 pm

Disarm D'arcy wrote:YEAH BUT EAGLES. RED PICK UP TRUCKS. ASSAULT RIFLES. PROCESSED FAT AND SUGAR IN OBSENE QUANTITIES.

you forgot the wall

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:03 pm

Disarm D'arcy wrote:YEAH BUT EAGLES. RED PICK UP TRUCKS. ASSAULT RIFLES. PROCESSED FAT AND SUGAR IN OBSENE QUANTITIES.

butt eagles, heh heh.

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:28 pm

Eivind August wrote:Well, this is my actual name, which is also on the package. Also, whenever you get a package from Norway, chances are it's from me and/or UC. I tend to write a card as well, though.

Also, package is in the foreign customs already, so someone is going to spend december tempted to open it (feel free to if that's your thing, victim dearest ).

UC doesn't send a card. Can't be bothered to leave a note.

You wake up and take a long walk home, by yourself, shamefully, after any UC encounter.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:49 pm

roll a deception check you libel-slinging scoundrel.

UglyCasanova · Post by **UglyCasanova** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:52 pm

odontophobia wrote:
Eivind August wrote:Well, this is my actual name, which is also on the package. Also, whenever you get a package from Norway, chances are it's from me and/or UC. I tend to write a card as well, though.

Also, package is in the foreign customs already, so someone is going to spend december tempted to open it (feel free to if that's your thing, victim dearest ).
UC doesn't send a card. Can't be bothered to leave a note.

You wake up and take a long walk home, by yourself, shamefully, after any UC encounter.

popvulture · Post by **popvulture** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:53 pm

Hahahaha

So yay, good to know it's not expected to be anon—I got that impression rereading OAM's original post, but happy it's optional.

Additionally, this is my favorite time of year and I'm just getting into the holiday swing... lerv lerv lerv picking out gifts for peeps

jrfox92 · Post by **jrfox92** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:42 pm

popvulture wrote:So yay, good to kn

oldangelmidnight wrote:On secrecy: I like to give and receive anonymously. You should, too.

I think OAM is one of those super christian/buddhist types that gives away all their worldly possessions without telling anyone just because they're nice people and shit.