ILFSS wishlists and do's and don'ts

[fcknoise]

Since last year I've become a vegetarian. Or you know I aspire to be one, but laziness, cheapness and drunkness keeps getting the best of me.

Small synths or drum machines or whatever is a very okay substitute for a pedal right now, as I'm feeling pretty much content with my pedalboard. Pedals are always appreciated though!

[DRodriguez]

Man, y'all are narcissistic, making your Santa's have to put in the absolute most effort by not even giving them a hint. Y'all know it takes forever to read through someone's post history on this site when you can only read 15 jwar's boner jokes posts every few minutes. Remember that everyone enjoys being Santa for different reasons and in different ways, no need to force your version of this on to the person giving you stuff.

Do: Weird stuff, DIY builds and projects are awesome. The more out there, the better. Hell I'd even be happy with a bag of miscellaneous parts or tools. Really like what people like mattoverse, crochambeau, lightning wave, Tomkat, and way too many others to list are doing. I can also play any format of music, vinyl, tape, cd, DAT tapes, etc. Shirt size medium.

Don'ts: Illegal stuff

[D.o.S.]

Remember that everyone enjoys being Santa for different reasons and in different ways, no need to force your version of this on to the person giving you stuff.

[Iommic Pope]

Remember that everyone enjoys being Santa for different reasons and in different ways, no need to force your version of this on to the person giving you stuff.

So much this.

Work, bitches. That's where the fun is at.

If this is your first ILFmas, you have to stalk.

[Jwar]

My boner?

[D.o.S.]

Si.

[JonnyAngle]

DO get jwar My Bloody Valentine tickets!?!?

[jrfox92]

I eat veggies.
If you send me candy there's a high probability that whatever it is, it will be eaten in less than an hour.
I like weird spices and hot sauce.
No allergies but I tend to avoid anything fermented (except for a nice aged cheese and apple cider).
I like gigantic (XXL+) shirts and big (XL) jackets/hoodies/sweaters.
Vinyl is preferred but anything will be loved (unless it's Top Pops, if you send me a Justin Bieber album you're getting subscribed to a dildo-a-month club).
Concerning pedals, as long as it works and doesn't instantly blow my amp up, I'm happy.

[fcknoise]

Since last year I've become a vegetarian. Or you know I aspire to be one, but laziness, cheapness and drunkness keeps getting the best of me.

Small synths or drum machines or whatever is a very okay substitute for a pedal right now, as I'm feeling pretty much content with my pedalboard. Pedals are always appreciated though!

brands: "i got some vegan lunch on the way over"

me: "oh yeah what'd you get?"

brands: "french fries."

My choice of diet has nothing to do with healthiness hahaha

[Jwar]

I'll try this again.

I'm allergic to cats, penecilin, EES, Septra, ragweed, mold, dander, pollen, Nickleback, ring mods...etc.

Shirts-I wear them. They are nice. I wear a large most times.
Pants, I'm a 31-32 inch waste but prefer sweat pants because I'm a professional like that.
Music-I like Collective Soul. Hate Country and Pop music oh and EDM. So bad.

I'm a meat eater but would prefer that not matter as I'm not going to expect any meat shipped to me.
I like drugs but I don't do them. Sigh. I'm an addict, what do you want from me?
I only prefer illegal things I can sell for mad profit IE crack.

So do send me nudes.

Don't send me non nudes.

Ok that's it.

[Eivind August]

Man, y'all are narcissistic, making your Santa's have to put in the absolute most effort by not even giving them a hint. Y'all know it takes forever to read through someone's post history on this site when you can only read 15 jwar's boner jokes posts every few minutes. Remember that everyone enjoys being Santa for different reasons and in different ways, no need to force your version of this on to the person giving you stuff.

Nah, dude. I've read through the entire post history of my victim both previous years I've been a part of this. It is not too much to expect Satan to at least look into my previous posts. If they end up sending me something I'm not totally into/isn't entirely perfect (with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended), I'll still be happy.

[odontophobia]

Man, y'all are narcissistic, making your Santa's have to put in the absolute most effort by not even giving them a hint. Y'all know it takes forever to read through someone's post history on this site when you can only read 15 jwar's boner jokes posts every few minutes. Remember that everyone enjoys being Santa for different reasons and in different ways, no need to force your version of this on to the person giving you stuff.

Nah, dude. I've read through the entire post history of my victim both previous years I've been a part of this. It is not too much to expect Satan to at least look into my previous posts. If they end up sending me something I'm not totally into/isn't entirely perfect (with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended), I'll still be happy.

It's a lot of fun stalking but it's work, too. I'll actually have almost all of November and December off this year for leave from work so I'll be stalking from my phone a lot -- could make searching tough but YOLO.

Septra,

Read this as Sepultura

[Eivind August]

Yah, it's work, but it's voluntary to participate.

Seriously though, I'm not saying that you have to go all in on stalking, learning your victim's daily routine etc. But since this is for active members only, it shouldn't be too hard to know what to get people. This thread is good for shirt sizes and weirdos with alergies/weird food habits, but I'm not going to indicate what I would want to get - the surprise is half the fun, seeing what someone else, maybe someone I don't usually interact with, would think I would benefit from. Saying what kinds of stuff I want seems to limit the concept of stalking a bit too much for my taste. I want to see what Satan thinks I would like, not what I told Satan that I like.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Man, y'all are narcissistic, making your Santa's have to put in the absolute most effort by not even giving them a hint. Y'all know it takes forever to read through someone's post history on this site when you can only read 15 jwar's boner jokes posts every few minutes. Remember that everyone enjoys being Santa for different reasons and in different ways, no need to force your version of this on to the person giving you stuff.

Nah, dude. I've read through the entire post history of my victim both previous years I've been a part of this. It is not too much to expect Satan to at least look into my previous posts. If they end up sending me something I'm not totally into/isn't entirely perfect (with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended), I'll still be happy.

Even though I gave guidelines, this. With the pauses, as Lindsay Buckingham intended

[goroth]

If you don't know where I stand on this thread, start stalking
But part of that is that I love pretty much everything, and I feel a bit embarrassed "requesting" stuff of someone.
But also I fricking love stalkin.
Details never previously posted: I weigh 69 kilos.