Celebrities/musicians you are breathlessly in love with...

[behndy]

Behndy... trollin' sexuality since the beginning of time.

i love DarkAxel for many things. and one of them is the imagery of Axel Rose fighting his Nega-Self ala Final Boss Extra Mode in Scotty P vs The W, but ending nowhere near as harmoniously. a battle of Orignal Axel spewing racist filth and drink and drug laden vomit barages against Palette Swap Nega-Axel being a good person, not squandering his career, and showing concern for his fellow humans.

then literally Dragon Punching OG Axel's taint off. you ever seen a bloody, Removed By Fist taint laying on the ground? it's a sad, sad sight.

for that is what i see in my head-meats when i read DarkAxel.

Removed By Fist is such a heavy band name. dibs.

[DarkAxel]

Behndy... trollin' sexuality since the beginning of time.

i love DarkAxel for many things. and one of them is the imagery of Axel Rose fighting his Nega-Self ala Final Boss Extra Mode in Scotty P vs The W, but ending nowhere near as harmoniously. a battle of Orignal Axel spewing racist filth and drink and drug laden vomit barages against Palette Swap Nega-Axel being a good person, not squandering his career, and showing concern for his fellow humans.

then literally Dragon Punching OG Axel's taint off. you ever seen a bloody, Removed By Fist taint laying on the ground? it's a sad, sad sight.

for that is what i see in my head-meats when i read DarkAxel.

Removed By Fist is such a heavy band name. dibs.

you made me laugh so loud... it's almost one at night, so that's not entirely a good thing

but still

[behndy]

yay! my monkey dancing AMUSES!!

.... not being sarcastic at all. i have a near psychopathic need to be liked and feel like i fit in with.... people. luckily there's ILF! here, i DO! YAYY!!

[snipelfritz]

yay! my monkey dancing AMUSES!!

.... not being sarcastic at all. i have a near psychopathic need to be liked and feel like i fit in with.... people. luckily there's ILF! here, i DO! YAYY!!

this. Coupled with a hand-me-down gen. X sense of needing to constantly act like I don't care.

oh, me.

[behndy]

"oh great. it's that cannonball guy. HE'S awesome."

"dude, are you being sarcastic?"

*tears in eyes. a bit choked up.*

"i don't even KNOW anymore."

[devnulljp]

Is is it just me or are ginger women either beautiful or fugly with very little middle ground?

It's the same broken MC1R gene that's responsible for the colour of a golden retriever...y'know ... dogs ... just saying...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw[/youtube]

[Monkeyboard]

Is is it just me or are ginger women either beautiful or fugly with very little middle ground?

It's the same broken MC1R gene that's responsible for the colour of a golden retriever...y'know ... dogs ... just saying...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw[/youtube]

my bad redheads it is

[behndy]

my beards red and my ballz, if hairy, if exposed to sunlight, get golden red. but my head hair is between blonde, dirty blonde and strawberry blonde. at LEAST as red as Piano Nuggah there (who is that?).

do i get the half-breed Ginger Pass?

[DuoSonicII]

God, I can't believe it took this long. Bravo.

The first time I saw the Stripes, she was rocking the pigtails. Instant forever-crush.

[tim]

90's edition!

[aens_wife]

I'll give you Alanis and Liz Phair. Especially liz phair.

[bigchiefbc]

I would give Liz Phair the most mediocre 30 seconds of her life.

[Fuzzy Fred]

I'll give you Alanis and Liz Phair. Especially liz phair.

[behndy]

Angela. Fucking. BETTIS.

i just got done watching May again today. she's just so damn ADORABLE.

[StudioShutIn]

Um...ok that last picture disturbs me

What I wanna know is why nobody has said either Andie MacDowell or Meghan Mulally!