Well, at least, they're releasing the Amelia Earhart files...

[Mudfuzz]

It's funny unless you come from the state that.. Regan and Arnold...
Don't over estimate people...

[snipelfritz]

Super Koch Bros are happier these days as shadowy overlords anyway supporting corporate stooges like turdball Scott Walker.

[jrfox92]

If only Steve Jobs were alive we could get a Jobs/Gates ticket.
They hate each, they're both rich, they both aspire to control the universe.
It's the best ticket since Robot Nixon/Agnew.

[snipelfritz]

Hillary is pretty damn close to Nixon as it is.

[jrfox92]

Holy shit the one liners in this are gold.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkPe-9rM1Q[/youtube]

[Chankgeez]

Zach is gold. I will watch later. Thanks for posting that.

[friendship]

Voting doesn't seem like enough. If anyone has tips for how a un-monied civilian can help stop a fascist dictator being elected into office let me know.

[D.o.S.]

"At a point in the very distant future, the sun will actually encompass the Earth. So global warming is something that's going to be inevitable."

Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Johnson.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8K3XvxeL8U[/youtube]

Starts at about the 53:20 mark.

[Inconuucl]

I wish the third parties weren't a joke this round.

[D.o.S.]

I dunno I've always wondered what Will Ferrell as Harry Caray running for office would be like.

[snipelfritz]

"At a point in the very distant future, the sun will actually encompass the Earth. So global warming is something that's going to be inevitable."

Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Johnson.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8K3XvxeL8U[/youtube]

Starts at about the 53:20 mark.

I love that the guy pauses like "you sure that's what you're going with? I'll give you a second chance...ok? Alright, moving on..."

[JonnyAngle]

"At a point in the very distant future, the sun will actually encompass the Earth. So global warming is something that's going to be inevitable."

Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Johnson.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8K3XvxeL8U[/youtube]

Starts at about the 53:20 mark.

I love that the guy pauses like "you sure that's what you're going with? I'll give you a second chance...ok? Alright, moving on..."

Yep, that's what I'm goin with!!!!

[D.o.S.]

And so I’d just like to say to that portion of the electorate: Fuck you. No, seriously. Go fuck yourselves. I’m not gonna waste any more time trying to convince you that you’re about to do something you’ll regret forever. I’m not gonna show you old clips of Trump saying rotten things. I’m not gonna try to ANNIHILATE Trump by showing you records of his hypocrisy and greed. I’m not gonna link to a John Oliver clip and be like, “THIS. So much this.” Nothing’s gonna take down Trump at this point, so I’m not gonna bother. No no, this post is for ME. I am preaching to the sad little choir in my soul here.

Because while Trump is a miserable bastard, YOU are the people who have handed him the bullhorn. YOU are the people willing to embarrass this nation and put it on the brink of economic ruin all because you wanna throw an electoral hissy fit. YOU are the people who want to revolutionize the way America does business by voting for its worst businessman, a disgusting neon pig who only makes money when he causes problems for other people instead of solving them. YOU are the thin-skinned yokels who clutch your bandoliers whenever someone hurls the mildest of slurs at you (“deplorables”), while cheering Trump on as he leaves a bonfire of truly hateful invective everywhere he goes. YOU are the people willing to overlook the fact that Trump is an unqualified, ignorant sociopath because DURRRR HILLARY IS BAD TOO DURRRR.

You know what? No, she’s not. She’s fine. I lived through one Clinton, and I can live through another. My reasons for hating Trump are better than your reasons for hating Hillary. Show me all the arguments against her you like. You guys don’t give a shit about facts and research when it comes to Trump, so I’m not gonna give a shit about whatever clumsy meme you cook up to explain why she did Benghazi. Nope. Sorry. Fuck your arguments, and fuck you. Trump has shown no respect for anyone, so I don’t see why you deserve any either. Whatever mildly frustrating centrist liberal bureaucracy that Hillary presides over will be fine compared to the spray tan mushroom cloud that would arise all because YOU thought Trump was such a brave, un-PC dickhead to everyone within shouting distance.

https://www.gq.com/story/a-word-for-donald-trump-voters

New band name: Spray Tan Mushroom Cloud.

[jrfox92]

New band name: Spray Tan Mushroom Cloud.

Someone should tell ThorpyFX to trademark that one.

[repoman]

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