jack sparrow is a bird

[snipelfritz]

Sparrow? What Sparrow?

I don't remember a Sparrow. Perhaps you're from a different timeline with a Sparrow and somehow ours collided.

(I'm just kidding, of course I remember sweet and precious Sparrow. What is this thread about?)

[JonnyAngle]

also, who's looking forward to having me as their secret satan?

[UglyCasanova]

Prepare to have your ass saved by Scaley-Skin Jesus (which also happens to be the name of my next band).

Damn fine job, detective!

[D.o.S.]

also, who's looking forward to having me as their secret satan?

Obvi.

Also, on topic: 1-800-KBIT-CARES

[kbit]

Man, your post leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. I have a lot of thoughts that I can't fully articulate at the moment.

[goroth]

I had some good chats with sparrow when he was into pedals and dr sci and Fuzzhugger and stuff. Dude has a great ear on the guitar too. Plays tasty.

But yeah. He's totally gone off the deep end, and that's way sad.

[repoman]

Sparrow is cool

[Disarm D'arcy]

I love his demos all the dancing toes. I hope he's okay.

Also. preemptive "Vid is a genuinely nice guy who's concerned for another member's well being and there's no point in giving him shit for this thread".

[kbit]

Man, your post leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. I have a lot of thoughts that I can't fully articulate at the moment.

hmm yeah, i can totally appreciate that.

it is what it is though, i might still delete it, but i've been wondering if he's joking or if he really means it all, and if posting videos every single day of reptiles on your youtube channel isn't cause for concern i don't know what is. reading and copypasting this took me an hour, give or take, and now i know.

the title feels very icky tbh, but it was supposed to be a joke, like he makes posts about the truth about everything else. not sure people take it like that though.

Yeah the title is part of what got me, especially since I hadn't gone through the THEY LIVE thread (have now) when I first posted. I understand a bit more where you're coming from now but also respect your decision.

Sparrow, know that the opposition you read on ILF is more about concern for your wellbeing than simply saying you are wrong. It is worrisome from my and other users perspective to see you so focused on this subject. I sincerely hope you will seek out a friend to talk to or a helping professional if you are struggling.

[D.o.S.]

1-800-KBIT-CARES

[kbit]

1-800-KBIT-CARES

Yo that was my past life, I'm too busy being unemployed to do that shit anymore.

[Aquietcabin1978]

I get it. Sliding into what I can only describe as an early onset mid life crisis. Trying to find something to explain the misery and pointlessness of everything. One's place in the universe/world. I don't know if it is reptile overlords or bear country , time slips or whatever.

[D.o.S.]

1-800-KBIT-CARES

Yo that was my past life, I'm too busy being unemployed to do that shit anymore.

More time for gratuitous photos of Nic Cage, then. Excellent.

[kbit]

[snipelfritz]

1-800-KBIT-CARES

Yo that was my past life, I'm too busy being unemployed to do that shit anymore.

Yeah, I called it and just got a looping recording of the Golden Girls theme song.

No, thank YOU for being a friend.