The Cute Barristers Thread

[D.o.S.]

Because fooman fat won't date you if you can't move at a timely pace*.




*I mean he def will tho fam.

[coupleonapkins]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFf1J7ITetU[/youtube]



http://yourbarristerboyfriend.tumblr.com/

[Iommic Pope]

Bonus points for Dredd.
Sexiest thing about that guy is he doesn't fuck around.

[D.o.S.]

I would like to point out that this thread is 110% less creepy than your thread.

(and also that mobile posting is impossible how do you people do this)

[Chankgeez]

[lost in music]

[Chankgeez]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swHXwZcW5Vg[/youtube]

[sears]

alicia florrick is of iron

[Strange Tales]

I think this might be my favorite one liner from The Simpsons. Just such a great line and the gavel bang as well.

[D.o.S.]

I mean how can you just pick one, though.

You're already neglecting: You Tried Your Hardest And Failed...; Everything lasts forever; Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed; Daddy says dice are wicked!; "Bake 'em away, toys!", "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"; "Sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

And that's just pillaging one listicle quickly. There are so many fucking gems.

[Strange Tales]

Yea that's fair, that was probably hasty to say "my favorite." But it is always one that sticks out to me and one that I quote quite often.

[D.o.S.]

Oh Cousin Merle, really?

[Strange Tales]

Works on contingency? No, money down!

[D.o.S.]

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

[Strange Tales]

I think it was called, "The Truck That Couldn't Slow Down."