There's no good way to ask this

[Invisible Man]

Isn't this basically the plot from Twilight?

[Invisible Man]

And thanks, D.o.S., for patiently moderating the goat fucking thread with wisdom and patience.

[ProCarsteNation]

in B4

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Or would I?
Worst case scenario:
The whole goat thing messes with your head so much you can't get it up... then what?
Viagra & Lube?

Great, now I'm imagining a weird threesome with The Goat & Mrs. Perfect,
because she'd be so awesome to help you fuck the goat so you could stay together, no?

Oh my!

[deusexmaxima]

I would buy it dinner first.

[weed_killer]

nope. I'd reject both and live out my days as an alcoholic novelist writing bitter stories involving thinly-veiled metaphors for the situation, but my audience and critics would never catch on to it, even when I start getting sloppy:

J.F. Samson - Goat Farm Horror

"It's a tale of two lovers who share a bond wrought with the tempest of self-doubt and the abandonment of those around them, yet like his earlier novels (Horned Love, Even Billy Goats Get The Blues, and last year's Four-Legged Ruin), Samson continues to paint a vivid portrait of tension in a esoteric setting that seems at first almost out-of-place."

[D.o.S.]

And thanks, D.o.S., for patiently moderating the goat fucking thread with wisdom and patience.

bears noting IM is dodging the question here.

[WayToHip]

After I gave the goat a bath and wore a condom.

Farm animals shit and don't wipe, which is the grossest thing about this.

[Invisible Man]

And thanks, D.o.S., for patiently moderating the goat fucking thread with wisdom and patience.

bears noting IM is dodging the question here.

Because it seems simple to me. My answer is boring. Would I fuck a goat to remain with my bride? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

The harder(!) question is whether I could ever tell her.

[Iommic Pope]

Pretty sure we'd all want a partner that had enough self respect to not want your dick in them/deal with your sexual apparatus after you'd been at it with the goat.
I can't imagine myself feeling like a fucking winner if my wife was ok with me awkwardly molesting the bastard thing.

[D.o.S.]

I mean that sounds a little like you're thinking of this as something nice to do. Imagine it as paying your bills instead.

Would you pay your bills for true love Pope?

[Iommic Pope]

No, I understand the utility of the act, I'm just posing it as a point of consideration for everyone who was so hung up on telling their partner about the deed.
As this is such a subjective question to ask in a thought experiment though, I'm guessing all these peeps either want a partner with low standards, who is all good with the beastiality, or they want the brownie points from the partner, and want them to know exactly what they've sacrificed for the relationship.
Either way, there's a reason you guys can't get a date.

Having had a taste of love and loss, I can safely say I might consider fucking the goat the first time, in sheer desperation, but I'd probably go drink a bit, get over it and eventually just move on with my life.

[D.o.S.]

the first time?

This is a quarterly thing.

[well... it's green]

let me just ask why with you people is is always pets and farm animals?
I never hear about you people wanting to at least stick with-in you own animal family.
Is it just convenience in that they are just easily accessible vs. other primates?

[rustywire]

Nope. Fuck one goat and yer a goatfucker.
Fuck one goat and everything you've done in life & will do in life is irrelevant; you will be known & remembered as "the goatfucker"

My soul mate deserves better than to be with a goatfucker.

[Jwar]

let me just ask why with you people is is always pets and farm animals?
I never hear about you people wanting to at least stick with-in you own animal family.
Is it just convenience in that they are just easily accessible vs. other primates?

Are you suggesting we have intercourse with an ape of some kind? That's just sick!!!

Monkey love baby! Monkey love!