Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

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I totally agree with that. However, I'm turning 27 in three weeks, and I've been in a committed relationship for the past five years and we've basically come to the decision to not ave kids of our own. Eventually we'd like to adopt, but we don't want anything like that for a while.
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yurp. again, i'm not sure how it should be handled, but to me, af LEAST by 25, you know where you're at.
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behndy wrote:an irreversible procedure at 18 is..... mebbe a huge life decision for that young a human?
I thought vasectomies were reversible?
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they have the POSSIBILITY of being reversible, but nah. it's not guaranteed.
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behndy wrote:yurp. again, i'm not sure how it should be handled, but to me, af LEAST by 25, you know where you're at.
They say people can't fully process a chain of effects (harharhar) until 27.
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had my consult today

feelin' good. gotta get through a mandatory one month waiting period til the procedure and gotta make sure i actually have swimmers to cut off but HEY
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got an appointment for mine in two weeks. been meaning to do this for years. i don't know if it's my insurance or the fact that i'm plenty old enough (38) or what, but there was no waiting time and no one being weird about "do you really want this?" or anything. i had to send in a form about drug allergies and shit that came with a pamphlet that was basically like "this is awesome you should totally do it!" and that was it. then i just called and made an appointment. pretty stoked to get this done and behind me. birth control has always been a rough ride for the lady in all the various forms we've tried so it'll be awesome to have that behind us.
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niiiiiiceeeee. mines was more of a YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS? but no shaming.

everything has gone fine as butts, one day of swollen joobers after the first humpins, otherwise it was nothing.

going in tomorrow to leave a sploober samble to make sure i am an evolutionary dead end for sure.
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yeah my consult was super nonjudgmental, I guess that it's mandatory to wait in NY after you've been presented all pros/cons and risks to make sure you've come to an informed decision.

And Behndy this thread gave me a lot of necessary info and helped me relax about it. So thank you for being super open.
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I think cannibal corpse has a song called I cum blood.

This thread reminds me of the speed bank scene in the movie Tomcats

I'm hoping to get mine scheduled this year.
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Considering this for the future. I already have the breeding part done and out of the way, so at this point its if my girl doesnt want kids anymore.
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behndy, always the trendsetter.

I want a vasectomy too!

My Doctor, Mr. Doctorman will be pleased to hear the news.
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Didn't realize this thread existed, but this is very cool.

I had mine done about 2 years ago, very very happy with the decision.

Had some friends that were super helpful having gone through it themselves.

It's a good move, especially considering how unhealthy the female alternatives are.


Good thread! Would recommend the snip job to anyone who is done having kids/doesn't want kids.
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How in fuck's name did this get to nine pages? :lol:

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UglyCasanova wrote:How in fuck's name did this get to nine pages? :lol:

Deez Nutz for president!

It's the perfect storm of necessary information/slightly uncomfortable topic/ILF's love of Ballz
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