ILF Secret Santa 2016

[JonnyAngle]

Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.

LOL. Mine is pretty close geographically, so it might even be a 1 day service if i wait until the 23rd

[jrfox92]

Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.

LOL. Mine is pretty close geographically, so it might even be a 1 day service if i wait until the 23rd

You say that like the post office will do anything but steal the package and pawn it.

[ThorZ]

Every morning it's re running searches for new posts and hoping that they post somthing I can use!! Every morning every night. I am one with the stalkee

[JonnyAngle]

Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.

LOL. Mine is pretty close geographically, so it might even be a 1 day service if i wait until the 23rd

You say that like the post office will do anything but steal the package and pawn it.

it's just a box of purple dildos anyways

[Disarm D'arcy]

Yes. Exactly. Purple dildos. In obscene quantities.

[Jwar]

Yes. Exactly. Purple dildos. In obscene quantities.

Define obscene quantities.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Enough to build a palace of purple dildos, honey comb

[Jwar]

Enough to build a palace of purple dildos, honey comb

DATS A LOT OF COCKS

[Disarm D'arcy]

YOU can never have enough, Jwar.

[UglyCasanova]

YOU can never have enough, Jwar.

In many ways, dildos are like pedals.

[ProCarsteNation]

Oh!
Is THAT how you get the brown sound...?!?

[odontophobia]

Also I will say that being a Satan and waiting for your mark to post something is torture, too.

then if they don't post it and time just continues to pass but the tracking number shows it arrives and you spiral into a state of depression.

[D.o.S.]

too real.

[D.o.S.]

but you can use several pedals at a time, you can't us- OOooooohhh..

[coupleonapkins]

Satan delivers Thank you, Satan!