ILF Secret Santa 2016

[coupleonapkins]

Oh god, oh satan, oh THANK YOU!!!
so detectivework to connect a ILF-name to this bundle of fuzzlove will have to wait.

Is that a McBess Tee?

Yes, that's the PG McBess tee that I didn't even know existed until well, you know...

Glad to see that everything arrived in one piece, Carsten (even all the candy, somehow?). I hope you enjoy brutalizing your family with all the musics & such - Merry ILFXmas, dude!

[coupleonapkins]

Who the fuck lives out there?

But really though, I hope you get your loot soon, Eivind

[JonnyAngle]

Doesn't look like I'll get my package for Chrimbus.

It's shipped from Philadelphia though. Who the fuck lives out there?

Liberty Bell

[odontophobia]

Doesn't look like I'll get my package for Chrimbus.

It's shipped from Philadelphia though. Who the fuck lives out there?

Liberty Bell

I can think of two who live out that way off the top of me noggin.

[01010111]

I'm back at my mom's house. Those cookies are delicious!! I don't know if I can wait to open that box. But when I told my mom that she got mad at me. I guess I have to wait....

[ProCarsteNation]

Oh god, oh satan, oh THANK YOU!!!
so detectivework to connect a ILF-name to this bundle of fuzzlove will have to wait.

Is that a McBess Tee?

Yes, that's the PG McBess tee that I didn't even know existed until well, you know...

Glad to see that everything arrived in one piece, Carsten (even all the candy, somehow?). I hope you enjoy brutalizing your family with all the musics & such - Merry ILFXmas, dude!

in that case it is you! and you're not just a couple, but a whole mountain of napkins thank you so much! Merry Xmas right back!
and I asked myself the same McBess question! That makes it even more rad! When I was in London some time ago I saw those official London Underground giant posters all over the tube, and damn that style looked familiar! One day it just hit me: Dead Pirates! yes! it's him! I was so happy for how much money he must/might have made with this.....


And to my own santee:
Sorry that the DHL tracking is still not updating, I will never trust a counter-clerk or spring for anything less than expressest express ever again.
But I got a package from the Japan recently that also stalled according to tracking, and when tracking caught up to "delivered!" the goods had been at my home since two days....
so there's still hope you will get your Satan in time.
No matter when it shows, I trust the wait will be worth it and wish you & your fam a wonderfully merry christmas no matter what

let love & fuzz rule supreme
good night

[ProCarsteNation]

Also my kids said "good thing we're with mom when we get back home"
Because they won't have to listen to me try out those pedals
they know me well

[D.o.S.]

I don't know if I can wait to open that box. But when I told my mom that she got mad at me.

[01010111]

I don't know if I can wait to open that box. But when I told my mom that she got mad at me.

She claimed that it's too nice for me to open it early?

[D.o.S.]

Read it like you're 14.

[D.o.S.]

and sorry your mom seems like a wonderful woman who certainly doesn't deserve to be the target of such crass emoji inference.

[01010111]

You're not wrong, it definitely feels like I'm 14

[rustywire]

Read it like you're 14.

:V
V:

[waltdogg]

this calls for a j-roc from tpb video. "my moms dont even know, yo"

[goroth]

Less than 24 hours until opening loot occurs!

WOOOOOOO!