Best pedge tips

[goroth]

My beard trimmer broke, and I like having stubble/short beard. I now shave on every other Thursday night, which means one day of being facially naked at work and by Monday I'm ok again and am good for another 10 days.

Money saved on a new beard trimmer = half a pedal.

Any other rad tips for pedgers out there? (Trying to hold over till straight pedge 2 comes out)

[futuresailors]

Ramen noodles + hard boiled egg= filling dinner for ~$.75
$.75x30=$22.50/month
"real" food = ~$5
$5x30=$150/month
You just got yrself a pedal.

[Chankgeez]

Break into Prymaxe warehouse. Clean 'em out of their pedal stock. You should be good for a while.

[snipelfritz]

You got a woman
and you want her gone
She keeps nagging at you
night and day
enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door man

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap and you've got a pedal

(a dirt pedal )

[ryan summit]

id have a new pedal a week
if me and my girl didnt smoke

2 servings oatmeal in the a.m.
youll skip lunch for sure

[GardenoftheDead]

Get a gas guzzler. Mine is worth two pedals every month *facepalm*

[Haki]

Stay off ILF.

[goroth]

Stay off ILF.

HEATHEN!

[tuffteef]

adopt a cat or dog through the pedge adopt a mate program
cheapear than real friends only require love and 99cent food and bring much joy
100 dollars on buying rounds with friends or 99 cents
TWO BIRDS ONE STONE

ALSO PEDGE DEVOTEES DONT BE HESITANT TO AIM FOR VERY LARGE GOALS
IT IS DO ABLE
COME TO PEDGE CONFESSION IF GUIDANCE IS NEEDED BROTHERS AND SISTERS

[Greenfuz]

2 servings oatmeal in the a.m.
youll skip lunch for sure

yep




99 cents for a huge ass can of chick peas

throw in some garlic and lemon juice, grind it up and you've got yourself like a pound of cheap hummus

[htsamurai]

adopt a cat or dog through the pedge adopt a mate program
cheapear than real friends only require love and 99cent food and bring much joy
100 dollars on buying rounds with friends or 99 cents
TWO BIRDS ONE STONE

ALSO PEDGE DEVOTEES DONT BE HESITANT TO AIM FOR VERY LARGE GOALS
IT IS DO ABLE
COME TO PEDGE CONFESSION IF GUIDANCE IS NEEDED BROTHERS AND SISTERS

please don't tell me you feed your dog the cheap shit

[The4455]

It costs me roughly $20 a week in gas, I don't want to shell out $50 bucks at once on gas, so I didn't drive for the last three days and today I drove straight to and from work.

[tuffteef]

adopt a cat or dog through the pedge adopt a mate program
cheapear than real friends only require love and 99cent food and bring much joy
100 dollars on buying rounds with friends or 99 cents
TWO BIRDS ONE STONE

ALSO PEDGE DEVOTEES DONT BE HESITANT TO AIM FOR VERY LARGE GOALS
IT IS DO ABLE
COME TO PEDGE CONFESSION IF GUIDANCE IS NEEDED BROTHERS AND SISTERS

please don't tell me you feed your dog the cheap shit

i dont have a pet

my meatball was taken from me ITS TOO PAINFUL TO RE ADOPT

[univalve]

ride bike, sell car, get money, buy pedal

marry rich wife, get money, buy pedal

stop smoking, save money, buy pedal

work more, get more money, buy pedal

get another job, more money, buy pedal

give guitar lessons, get money, buy pedal

sell unused shit, get money, buy pedal

drink bear at home* instead of pub**, save money, buy pedal

go to pub at double time***, save money, buy pedal

*play guitar while you are at it: full of win
**also you don't loose your wallet or got beaten up (both happened to me in 2012)
***2 liter of beer, 6 EUR:

[kbit]

sell unused shit, get money, buy pedal