jellyfishfuzz wrote:Dad Lives in a box
Has been smoke free for 10 years. His poor little old dog just died.
Has velcro on his sandles.
Also been holding onto him for a longtime for the nostalgic reasons that his semen created me. And he is an alright dude.
Will trade dad for EGC buzzo in baby blue. He is good for mowing lawns and snowplowing. And he makes good homemade ravioli.
resincum wrote:i love you dos forgive me
phantasmagorovich wrote:Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Fanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version.