If you ship a pedal and the velcro has god damn motherfucking cat hair on it, please remove said velcro.
Don't send pedals that are covered in dirt/dust. Use a clorox wipe if you have to.
Stop posting motherfucking Reverb ads and acting like you're giving us bro prices. It's stupid. Just list it here or there.
No one wants your 20 old shitty pedals in trade for anything, so stop offering. Sell that shit on Craigslist or pile it in a corner somewhere and don't play with them. They are shit and no one likes shit.
Offer fair trades you assholes. If you found my pedal on ebay for less and don't expect me to do the fucking same, don't try to manipulate me. I'm not stupid and I won't fucking fall for it. Fair trades don't always equal what shit is selling for as ebay. If you offer me something and bring up ebay, chances are I'll never trade with you or sell to you because you're a douche.
Stop over valuing your shit. No one is going to buy it here. That's what Reverb and eBay are for. I'm not saying don't ask for a fair price, but don't be a fucker either.
"You may caress my harem of large velvety hammers any time".
- The Velvet Hammer