Controversial Opinions

[popvulture]

Ha, buncha grumps.

[popvulture]

Certainly preferable to some abysmal frat boy haircut, I'd say.

[friendship]

Ha, buncha grumps.

A teen at the mall made a rude gesture towards me and my beautiful sons. On hold with AppleCare as we speak.

[lordgalvar]

I reshaped my chest hair into the 1977 Pontiac Firebird trans am hood logo.


Tweezers rock.

[dubkitty]

Certainly preferable to some abysmal frat boy haircut, I'd say.

christ, it's like JFK lived long enough to have Trump hair

[dubkitty]

<insert mega tasteless head wound joke HERE>

[popvulture]

There's at least one bird in there.

[dubkitty]

either that, or it's the yuckiest lenticular clouds i've ever seen.

[gnomethrone]

Guys please stop reposting my facebook profile pic just to make fun of me. My mom says I look handsome.

[Bassist_Diver]

Certainly preferable to some abysmal frat boy haircut, I'd say.

That dweeb wouldn't get a bid.

[Mudfuzz]

With a dew like that he could be president

[comesect2.0]

If you pour a bunch of listerine in the toilet before you take a dump...it smells like digiorno pizza

[BetterOffShred]

Had you eaten a Digiorno pizza earlier? What kind of Listerine?

[Achtane]

That peppermint Dr Bronner's soap feels like you poured Listerine all over your balls no matter how much it's been diluted.
The almond one makes you smell like a Stella Dora breakfast treat. It's pretty legit.

[JereFuzz]

Movies are boring