ILF TINDER BIOS



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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby jrfox92 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:22 pm

Since I always forget:

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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby Iommic Pope » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:31 am

I’m such a big fan of this ass-eating necrobot.
Go on Richard, warm that tongue up. I’m quivering in anticipation.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:49 am

Never forget 9/11, the chat necrobot.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:18 am

Dude he strongly believes video chats are a good way to get acquainted with people... that's legit. I hope he's been hammered
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby Chankgeez » Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:29 am

I strongly believe that Richard Shaffer should tell us more about this chatroulette thing. Like what happens if a bullet ends up in the chamber? What to do then?
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby comesect2.0 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:28 pm

Video chats are a good way to jerk off to some pussy then call it a night and passout...fb messager style ...better than stalking at the super market ..or hoping the girl behind you at a red light is picking up your sexual energy and will follow you home as you gaze at her threw a rear view mirror
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby comesect2.0 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:53 pm

I've been super horned up frisky like crazy past week and I refuse to get some baby mamma ass unless she's all come get it, but she's not sexually charged.. so she is always.. come take me ...wants me to sneak in late at night and suprise her with a bag on my head or something ...pfffft..so fuck that I wanna find a chick who's like let's go get some ice cream and you know that means your cock.

But mainly I want a friend

Who wants me cock.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby JonnyAngle » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:48 pm

We'll put that on your tombstone, Comesect. LOL
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby comesect2.0 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:51 pm

now that im skating again.. hittin this park up like a religion... ive gotta watch out for the "im gonna be 20" girls at night ya dig...."so.. come here often?" "wanna go get drunk after I slob this frontside grind baby?" "she said she was 19 i swear!" gets harder as you get older, loose your teeth and hair and figure the only women that would want you are chain smokin grannies and tattooed bbw's.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:03 pm

First of all, supermarket stalking is always classy, and yeah it's rough getting older and realizing whatever "game" you may have ever had, is a crude facsimile of times gone by..
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby popvulture » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:17 pm

D.o.S. wrote:Never forget 9/11, the chat necrobot.

I heard atheists in Jersey were celebrating when the necrobot went offline.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby JonnyAngle » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:25 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:now that im skating again.. hittin this park up like a religion... ive gotta watch out for the "im gonna be 20" girls at night ya dig...."so.. come here often?" "wanna go get drunk after I slob this frontside grind baby?" "she said she was 19 i swear!" gets harder as you get older, loose your teeth and hair and figure the only women that would want you are chain smokin grannies and tattooed bbw's.

Gd scandies with their good looks
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby drolo » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:40 am

in the francophone part of my brain, "chatroulette" evoked an image that upon quick googling surprisingly turned out to be something that really exists:

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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby dubkitty » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:57 am

LOL!
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