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ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby fcknoise » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:58 pm

Now I don't really need one right now, but I always find it fun to appear to be an idiot on tinder and see how it works. Together I'm sure we can think of some really stupid ones. I'll start with an actual one i had:

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I thought this one was pretty stupid and its up for grabs if you need it:
"my ex left me because i pee'd in the shower so i guess i'll start off by saying i'm looking for someone realistic about this shit"

And because it's established that the type of girls who go for me are harry potter fans:
"damn gurl, you are griFINEdor, mind if i slytherin your DMs?"
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fuck pink floyd anyway

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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby UglyCasanova » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:18 pm

Haha, you're single.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby fcknoise » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:15 pm

UglyCasanova wrote:Haha, you're single.


Or am I???
Cydonia wrote: Too bad no one here is interested in talking about "gear"

BossMann73 wrote:I didn't insult it......I "curated" a "different aesthetic.".



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fuck pink floyd anyway

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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby UglyCasanova » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:29 pm

:cool:
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby popvulture » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:47 pm

That profile didn't produce a stanknado?
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby BetterOffShred » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:26 am

The one that netted me my lovely girlfriend who I am going to marry is something along the lines of
"I don't have white sunglasses
I don't drive a lowered Volkswagen
I don't have a ski boat with speakers
I have a wonderful son
I believe in science
I read books"

It works
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby goroth » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:12 pm

How’s that profile treating you Nils?
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby gnomethrone » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:25 pm

Mine would be:

(づ。◕‿◕。)づ
I eat the booty
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby goroth » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:00 pm

:rofl:
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby JonnyAngle » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:44 pm

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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby Achtane » Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:59 pm

Is ass-eating really as popular as rap lyrics would have you believe?
I'm up for a lot of weird stuff, but I've somehow never had the desire to lick a butthole.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby BetterOffShred » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:02 pm

Achtane wrote:Is ass-eating really as popular as rap lyrics would have you believe?
I'm up for a lot of weird stuff, but I've somehow never had the desire to lick a butthole.

:erm:
For real. I like eating the other side and things go in there..

I've never had a woman ask me to toss a salad. Just saying.
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby gnomethrone » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:12 pm

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Generational maybe? I guess it was kinda risqué when I was a young lad but everybody I talk to in their early 20's these days is like "Yeah, I eat butt".
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Re: ILF TINDER BIOS

Postby Jesus Was a Robot » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:54 pm

If I sign up for Tinder does that mean I get to bang my ILF bros? Cause...I’m in if that’s the case.
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