The sig/quotes thread

[popvulture]

New sig:

I'm 90% sure Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen.

His son's name is Baron, after all...

[UglyCasanova]

[dubkitty]

[tremolo3]

New sig:

I'm 90% sure Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen.

That made me spill coffee

Very nice.

[UglyCasanova]

Worra on Invisible Man

You're like our Morgan Freeman.

[Invisible Man]

OFFENDED

[lost in music]

Not a quote exactly, but echorec's Tore Mogensen fashion rundown was good for a chuckle.

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[tremolo3]

Wanting a Freeze is how all of this started, but I figured I'd only do douchebag penatonic noodles over the drone.

[D.o.S.]

If The Beatles weren’t influential explain to me why SHARON TATE WAS KNIFED TO DEATH it wasn’t “Led Zeppelin” causing madmen to COMMIT CRIMES AND START A RACE WAR oh no my friend, that was The Beatles

[dubkitty]

OK, that's funny. and i say this having spent the last two months reading about the Manson Family.

[tremolo3]

Hey folks. Im at a custom motorcycle show afterparty waiting for Weedeater to play. I fucking love that band and I feel bad because whoever booked this is a fucking idiot. First up was a local punk band who were ok i guess. They played a black flag cover and had obnoxious oscillating delay on every song so I cant be mad. Then 2 guys rapping over an ipod, now a fucking metallica cover band is playing

Me: just play "search and destroy" and get off the stage
Them: "GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE GIMME DABAJABAZAAA"
Me: fuck

I'm sorry gnomethrone, this whole thing was too funny

[tremolo3]

If you can use a vending machine, you can build a TSA.

[BitchPudding]

The godspeed cum quote make me vomit from laughing almost.

[fcknoise]

Gone Fissions sig'd quote of chank and dos

No idea what the Spacemen 3 were using

Drugs. All of the drugs.

It just made me think that D.o.S could technically stand for Drugs of Spacemen3

[Chankgeez]