The Velvet Hammer AMA



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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:25 pm

ritz wrote:Velvet Hammer, what are your thoughts on velour?

It is a poor man's velvet and a crime against nature, velvet holds vast superiority and brings far more comfort.

But The Hammer would not exclude or judge another hammer simply for being velour.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:28 pm

resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?

The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Chankgeez » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:32 pm

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:38 pm

Allow the Velvet Hammer to ask you a question, when was the last time you heard a hammer answer a riddle?

I shall admit Two answers to your riddle sir, I overheard a hammer ask a question when its mc'time,
does a hammer answers a riddle when sight becomes blind, for of two teeth shall ye strike at blind, and rupture a crack dear skin in time?,The hands of a boy on the handle of maturity, grip tight to a struggle of strength, and asks "are we not one in the same" forged by rot and flame, fueled by the desire to penetrate and apply a sense of self before we die? Yes! our mind seeks face as a hammer and answers the riddle that none else can find! when asked is the window to be made into a door the hammer replied, lets use sycamore.
Also... Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway or Archer?

never watched enterprise..hearing the intro theme song was enough to dismiss the show entirely ...janeway is absolutely out of her mind, sisko is too much a military man who found jesus in himself, picard was a good man yet clueless, so that leaves kirk who got shit done. DOWN WITH THE FEDERATION! LONG LIVE THE KLINGON EMPIRE! Q'APLA!
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Chankgeez » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:46 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:never watched enterprise..hearing the intro theme song was enough to dismiss the show entirely ...janeway is absolutely out of her mind, sisko is too much a military man who found jesus in himself, picard was a good man yet clueless, so that leaves kirk who got shit done. DOWN WITH THE FEDERATION! LONG LIVE THE KLINGON EMPIRE! Q'APLA!


Why does this answer not surprise me? :lol:

I thought Enterprise was worth watching, not sure you'd like it though. :idk:
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Blackened Soul » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:52 pm

Chankgeez wrote:
comesect2.0 wrote:never watched enterprise..hearing the intro theme song was enough to dismiss the show entirely ...janeway is absolutely out of her mind, sisko is too much a military man who found jesus in himself, picard was a good man yet clueless, so that leaves kirk who got shit done. DOWN WITH THE FEDERATION! LONG LIVE THE KLINGON EMPIRE! Q'APLA!


Why does this answer not surprise me? :lol:

I thought Enterprise was worth watching, not sure you'd like it though. :idk:

EW, just ew! Enterprise was so bad :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: on the up side I don't think they would have done the new reboot movies if they had not made that terrible quantumleaptreck thing.. :surprise:
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby resincum » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:54 pm

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resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?

The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.

tru. my next guess is Invisible Man
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:55 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:
Allow the Velvet Hammer to ask you a question, when was the last time you heard a hammer answer a riddle?

I shall admit Two answers to your riddle sir, I overheard a hammer ask a question when its mc'time,
does a hammer answers a riddle when sight becomes blind, for of two teeth shall ye strike at blind, and rupture a crack dear skin in time?,The hands of a boy on the handle of maturity, grip tight to a struggle of strength, and asks "are we not one in the same" forged by rot and flame, fueled by the desire to penetrate and apply a sense of self before we die? Yes! our mind seeks face as a hammer and answers the riddle that none else can find! when asked is the window to be made into a door the hammer replied, lets use sycamore.
Also... Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway or Archer?

never watched enterprise..hearing the intro theme song was enough to dismiss the show entirely ...janeway is absolutely out of her mind, sisko is too much a military man who found jesus in himself, picard was a good man yet clueless, so that leaves kirk who got shit done. DOWN WITH THE FEDERATION! LONG LIVE THE KLINGON EMPIRE! Q'APLA!

So you don't have faith of the heart?

The Hammer suggests you give the Enterprise episode - Impulse a try, regardless of the rest of the series, he found this episode enjoyable for its dark tones.

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Chankgeez » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:03 pm

Blackened Soul wrote:EW, just ew! Enterprise was so bad :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: on the up side I don't think they would have done the new reboot movies if they had not made that terrible quantumleaptreck thing.. :surprise:


:lol: I mean, it's nowhere near up to the rest of the other Star Trek series, but it's better than most other television shows. :idk:

The Velvet Hammer wrote:The Hammer suggests you give the Enterprise episode - Impulse a try, regardless of the rest of the series, he found this episode enjoyable for its dark tones.

Q'apla.


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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:07 pm

resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?

The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.

tru. my next guess is Invisible Man

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:13 pm

Chankgeez wrote:"In a Mirror, Darkly"

The Velvet Hammer was pounding a way during this episode and thus missed it and its second part, his former partner was a Trekkie.

What he did see he enjoyed for its nostalgia and humor though.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:32 pm

So you don't have faith of the heart?

the heart is impermanent and subject to disease I put my faith in grog to ease unfulfilled needs.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Invisible Man » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:24 am

resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?

The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.

tru. my next guess is Invisible Man


Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:43 am

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:55 am

is this the point where someone takes cue to post [gayporn] ....fllllashbackkkk...
#insidejoke?
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