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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Iommic Pope » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:55 am

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby resincum » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:16 pm

Invisible Man wrote:
resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?

The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.

tru. my next guess is Invisible Man


Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.

hmm well my last guess is D.o.S.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:17 pm

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:19 pm

resincum wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:
resincum wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
resincum wrote:VELVET HAMMER.. are you Jwar?

The Hammer is steel, Jwar is meat with the strength of steel.

tru. my next guess is Invisible Man


Pretty sure the VH deleted one of my posts. Do with that what you will; make your own determinations.

Fairly sure I'm losing my grip on reality, so this is very possible. Or maybe the Velvet Hammer is me. Who is the dominant personality here? Or maybe VH is Dad Dick 2999.

hmm well my last guess is D.o.S.

Bingo!

Was his name-o.

But not even close.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:27 pm

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:28 pm

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:33 pm

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby goroth » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:45 pm

Chankgeez wrote:Uncle Grandfather is TVH. It's true.

He toto'd his own posts because he was too ashamed to admit his love for the Luke.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:36 pm



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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby Disarm D'arcy » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:25 am

Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:45 am

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?

Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby goroth » Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:04 pm

The Velvet Hammer wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?

Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.

What is the best object to store in a brief flap?
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

Postby The Velvet Hammer » Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:15 pm

goroth wrote:
The Velvet Hammer wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:Do you need brief or boxers to shove Chinese noodles in your underwear?

Briefs, definitely briefs, they form a natural seal around the thigh and also sometimes have that little flap bit in the front for additional storage.

What is the best object to store in a brief flap?

Additional soy sauce sachets, clearly.
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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

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Re: The Velvet Hammer AMA

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