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Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
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Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Mudfuzz » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:07 pm
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by $harkToootth » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:59 pm
Autocorrect exists to make me look more incompetent than I already am.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by JonnyAngle » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:27 pm
Yes autoeroticasphyxiation is super incontinent.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by $harkToootth » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:31 pm
Arbyscorrect. It's when all your food turns into Arby's.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by BetterOffShred » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:57 pm
I like that my phone thinks I'd rather watch a superb owl than the super bowl.. that was a good one.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by $harkToootth » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:02 am
JonnyAngle invented Keshacorrect.
Vidret invented hookhandcorrect.
Vidret invented hookhandcorrect.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Invisible Man » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:35 am
You gotta be shutting me. I replaced a lot of words in my phone with Vernors, so there's no Vernorsing when I'll vernors off the vernors.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Invisible Man » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:36 am
Arbys
Vernors
Hook hands
This is what ILF has become. 2017 is hurting everyone.
Vernors
Hook hands
This is what ILF has become. 2017 is hurting everyone.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Iommic Pope » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:11 am
Duck everything.
Duck all of you.
Duck all of you.
WWPD?
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by goroth » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:19 am
Iommic Pope wrote:Duck everything.
Duck all of you.
So much this.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Kacey Y » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:52 am
My browser and my phone both have autoreplace/autocorrect, but are completely insane. So they will turn very typical words into nonsense, if I don't catch it.
I'll type out a sentence like "I just need to go to the store first" in a text and get "I'll just needs to get there stall first". WHY WOULD I PUT THESE WORDS TOGETHER COMPUTER? My phone routinely changes "a", "of" and "the" to completely different words.
I'll type out a sentence like "I just need to go to the store first" in a text and get "I'll just needs to get there stall first". WHY WOULD I PUT THESE WORDS TOGETHER COMPUTER? My phone routinely changes "a", "of" and "the" to completely different words.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Invisible Man » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:14 am
vidret wrote:ducks with hooks for hands!
This is confusing. Hooks for feet? Ducks don't have hands. Or are you giving them hands, cutting the hands off, then replacing them with hooks?
Hooks for wings. Duck yo migration patterns.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by actual » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:15 am
What does autocorrect have to say about cuntnugget?
My browser is giving 'autocorrect' a red underline btw.
My browser is giving 'autocorrect' a red underline btw.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Bloodhammer » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:09 pm
Can't you turn that off? My Galaxy S5 suggests words, but doesn't replace what I'm typing unless I tap on one of said suggested words below the message window.
What's real fun is to get drunk and use the voice-to-text function. I started a thread at a different forum that was just me doing that and everyone else asking me if I was okay. Someone should write a book like that someday.
What's real fun is to get drunk and use the voice-to-text function. I started a thread at a different forum that was just me doing that and everyone else asking me if I was okay. Someone should write a book like that someday.
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Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
by Invisible Man » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:59 pm
That's what Burroughs did.
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