Vidret wants hooks for hands



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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby UglyCasanova » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:45 pm

Personally, I'd go for hookers for hands.
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby Lurker13 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:29 pm

Maybe he really just wants to hook up.
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby raj007 » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:35 pm

Achtane wrote:You can't jerk it with hooks for hands.
Well, I guess you could. But it'd be difficult.


It's mostly about butt stuff

...there needs to be a hook into anus emoji
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby vidret » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:52 pm

actualidiot wrote:It's possible, got a nice hookjob from vidret's mom the other day


it's true, she's got a thing for hookers!
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:25 pm

"Hook hands I know you're the one!"
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby Blackened Soul » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:09 pm

First thing this thread and Vidrets hook fetish brought to mind..



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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby actual » Sat Aug 19, 2017 3:44 am

vidret wrote:
actualidiot wrote:It's possible, got a nice hookjob from vidret's mom the other day


it's true, she's got a thing for hookers!


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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby goroth » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:16 pm

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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby actual » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:28 pm

Sometimes, whilst engaging in coitus, my hands actually serve as hooks.
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby 01010111 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:45 pm

But what are the best hooks for doom?
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby JonnyAngle » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:07 pm

actualidiot wrote:Sometimes, whilst engaging in coitus, my hands actually serve as hooks.

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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby popvulture » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:47 am

Vidret gives great hook.
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby DRodriguez » Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:47 am

Brass or steel hooks for more twang?
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby codetocontra » Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:06 am

Do your hooks even oscillate?
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Re: Vidret wants hooks for hands

Postby Invisible Man » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:44 am

Had to sell my EGC hooks. Beautiful, but they made my arms too top heavy.

Back to regular wooden hooks now.
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