What's the best office for drone?

[D.o.S.]

I am starting a new stars of the lid/sunn/nadja mixed up kinda drone band. I have tried the cubicle/coworking spaces/meeting rooms, few coffee shops(all kinda sucked)/ designated home office and the humble kitchen table. None of those are doing it for me. I want earth tones here! How are the white collar business suites? The virtual workspace? Any maritime workplaces? Please give me feedback on what office will bring the drone. thanks.

[Chankgeez]

[$harkToootth]

Forget the office. Grab a lawnmower and start landscaping people's yards. Infinite drone while working.

[fcknoise]

I'd say a stethoscope and any office computer with a loud fan would do it. Alternatively a contact mic + a espresso coffeemaker into a big conferance room for reverb

[Kacey Y]

Microsoft Office. Have you tried putting it in a spreadsheet?

[ritz]

What about those jobs where you live in a tower in the forest looking for fires?

[Achtane]

Maybe one of those offices that has a ball pit and lets employees ride bikes around inside? A hip and exciting office?

[coldbrightsunlight]

Any office is good office for corporate drone.

Unless it has modern amenities and fun.

[PeteeBee]

Not exactly office related, but I find I can never write any songs in my living room. I like having a little more space and all, but anything that actually makes it to the band to work on gets started in my bedroom, if ya know what I mean.

Point being: the space matters and I have no idea what to look for

[tremolo3]

Abandoned building and a Russian film projection.

[comesect2.0]

[popvulture]

Water cooler. Contact mic. Oscillating delay. Dat gurgledrone.

[Iommic Pope]

Get to the mailroom. You'll want that postal stress and general ambience of a dead medium of communication.
Perfect blank canvas to set your existential, empty dirge of angst drones to.
And stack those rubberband balls.
You'll want pants flapping pointlessness.

[Lurker13]

Alternatively a contact mic + a espresso coffeemaker into a big conferance room for reverb

If you use the conference room, make sure you bring doughnuts for your drones.

[Lurker13]

Microsoft Office. Have you tried putting it in a spreadsheet?