Marvel's reeeaaaalllly kicking DC's ass, now

[behndy]

never watched the Flash because this DOUCHEBAG that used to always be at this spot i played basketball at would never stop talking about how amazing it was.

i mean. this guy was a real PRICK. just a weeping infected cunt of a person.

i'm..... a pretty mellow person. and it almost came to physical fights with this ass-leak 3 or 4 times i was around him.

...... hurm. body part obsession. what does that say about me?

[Invisible Man]

It's not essential viewing.

I knew a guy like that, but it was at pick up hockey games at the abandoned tennis court (an amazing venue for roller hockey--fences and good pavement). I actually did come to blows with him one time when he threw his stick at my feet to trip/injure me. I scored on his team (victory) and called him an asshole; he told me to fuck off. And I blew up. I had probably eighty pounds and ten inches him, so I didn't push it too far. Never done it before or since.

This was the same park where a twelve year-old stuck a knife in my ribs because I asked him to stop throwing water balloons into our game.

But yeah The Flash is a'ight.

[jrfox92]

This was the same park where a twelve year-old stuck a knife in my ribs because I asked him to stop throwing water balloons into our game.

I hope you ripped his head clean off his neck.

[behndy]

oof. rib stabbins. sorry meng. heal up okay? coooool scarrrrrs?

yeah. i don't live in the hood, but i've always been.... hood adjacent? and the courts i spent the most time were in okay parts of Berkeley or Oakland but could get a tad rough.

lis, i'm mellow. so rarely any fights. i can usually joke away any anger blowups. and i' m a tad larger, so mebbe that helps? but had a few guns pulled on me (one time on the one the way to a band practice and the kid looked MAYBE 10 years old), had one guy pull a knife but i pelted him with his backpack and he bounced before anyone actually got stabbed.

hate fighting. feels like such a waste of energy. and so dumb to risk breaking an arm or finger or hand over something.

[samzadgan]

This was the same park where a twelve year-old stuck a knife in my ribs because I asked him to stop throwing water balloons into our game.

That's fucked up man.

[actual]

This was the same park where a twelve year-old stuck a knife in my ribs because I asked him to stop throwing water balloons into our game.

Shit. How old were you? Did it do any real damage?

(and yes, this caught my attention. read what you will from that I guess.)

[Jeff-7]

Guess I must be one of the few who liked the original Blade movie with Dorff.

Black Panther could be cool as hell, stoked for that one.

I really liked Logan other than some of the Jackman/Stewart scenes seemed a little awkward. X-23 was a badass.

Hardy gets to play some great villains.

[Invisible Man]

This was the same park where a twelve year-old stuck a knife in my ribs because I asked him to stop throwing water balloons into our game.

Shit. How old were you? Did it do any real damage?

(and yes, this caught my attention. read what you will from that I guess.)

Oh it wasn't as bad as all that. Only penetrated like half-or three quarters of an inch or something--no organ damage. It wasn't that big of a deal. I wouldn't even call it a stabbing. I was maybe 22.

Reminds me of the time some asshole pulled a gun on me, too. I was delivering a box of what looked like drugs to a Red Cross (that was my job), but it was just blood. Talked my way out of that one. Dude was just tweaking, and could t be bothered.

Detroit is still kinda rough, though I live 30 miles from there now.

[behndy]

lol. people doing jack moves are..... interesting some times.

i delivered pizzas sorta deep when i was younger, had at least twice a month where someone pulled or showed a gun, then when i told them, "soooooooo.... you know i'm delivering AT YOUR HOUSE. Roundtable has your address?" i could see them realize why it wasn't the best idea.

i always carried an extra pizza to give as like.... a Horribly Planned Robbery Consolation Prize?

[comesect2.0]

Yeeeah, ripped his head clean uff !(in a Boston accent)

...did you show him the blood?

[jrfox92]

Detroit is still kinda rough, though I live 30 miles from there now.

Dear god, man.
No wonder you have so many awful stories.
I feel sorry for any sucker that lives in a hellscape like Michigan.

[actual]

This was the same park where a twelve year-old stuck a knife in my ribs because I asked him to stop throwing water balloons into our game.

Shit. How old were you? Did it do any real damage?

(and yes, this caught my attention. read what you will from that I guess.)

Oh it wasn't as bad as all that. Only penetrated like half-or three quarters of an inch or something--no organ damage. It wasn't that big of a deal. I wouldn't even call it a stabbing.

Ah, that's good. I think.

You guys are pretty gangsta then huh? "Bitch I been jumped before/you pull a gun on me?"

I've never had an actual knife pulled on me (I pity the punk that tries to), but I was supposed to buy blow off this wannabe thug on a rooftop of a parking complex last summer. I was with my then-girlfriend. Dude went to get his shit, makes me wait, then comes back with a tiny ziploc where only like the insides were slightly covered, there was no solid pile of powder or anything like that. Anyway, I tell him that I won't buy that, so he says that if I don't he's gonna stab me. Like wtf? I just tell him like "nah, I'm not gonna buy it" and head downstairs with girl. Fucking fool. Another time this dude was like "yo ain't you the one that's been annoying me lately" and I'm like "nope" and he's like "if it's you I'm gonna stab you"
LIKE WTF

There's been a major influx of cunts in my city the last couple of years.

[behndy]

lol. well. I'M not gangsta. at all. just been around some silly shit?

my little brother was always more interested in being hard. not a thug, just enjoys fights. worked as a bouncer at some DEEP Oakland spots, boxed a bit at local motorcycle clubs.

not my scene at alllll..

i am a lover. a salty, sloppy lover. not a fighter.

[Invisible Man]

Yeah I think it's pretty clear that I'm also not very gangster. Won't get into it, but that's the choice I made (and why I'm dry/sober)--tons of trouble/incarceration/violence in la mia familia, so I chose to be the first to go to school and become invisible.

@comesect: no, I just told him he was an asshole and that the blood was for people who needed blood. I guess aggression worked.

@jrfox: Michigan is rad. You'd know that if your mom ever took you anywhere.

Can't wait for Thor: Raganrok.

[jrfox92]

@jrfox: Michigan is rad. You'd know that if your mom ever took you anywhere.

I'll have you know that my mom once lived in Michigan and agrees that it doesn't deserve to exist.