The Gear Page

[BetterOffShred]

Haha. These are all reasons I stay away from TGP.. and then the adblocker stuff too.

I suppose it falls under the veil of "Mojo" .. but I love it when people use capacitors the size of your thumb in a 1 knob fuzz. MMMmm toanz

[Jero]

*laughs while wearing cargo shorts*

[D.o.S.]

*laughs in cargo shorts*

[popvulture]

I keep my cargo shorts packed with laughs.

[Jero]

Oh the things we get hung up on

[popvulture]

I think the TGP Bingo needs:

"Tonewoods"
"How does it stack with my Timmy?"
and "Deleted by Moderator" wild card space

[tremolo3]

Oh the things we get hung up on

[Jero]

Oh the things we get hung up on

Yea dont mind me. In a weird mood today apparently

I keep my cargo shorts packed with laughs.

So I’m not the only one on this page making passe wardrobe choices

[tremolo3]

Oh the things we get hung up on

Yea dont mind me. In a weird mood today apparently

That was not meant for you

[jirodreamsofdank]

Cargo shorts have never dropped panties in my experience but when it's 105F fashion can go fuck itself. Cargo shorts are still better than too tight/short fratboy khaki shorts at least.

[nogodsnobedtimes]

Well goddamn I'm not gonna make another! Make v2.0 for better odds!

MMkay

lmaooooooo so good

[popvulture]

Yeah I don’t really wear cargo shorts but my metaphorical ones are vessels for the richest of mirth.

[D.o.S.]

I would wear the shit out of some 3/4 cargo shorts with high socks and an oversized jersey if I could find some.

[lost in music]

I was at a little kids' party last week and I was the only dad wearing trousers. Every other dad in cargo shorts. In fact, there was even a dad having a conversation with his wife about which cargo shorts to buy:

Dad: "But I like bigger pockets to hold all my stuff!"
Mom: "'Your stuff.'"

I'm not lying. At the end of the night I had very few mosquito bites on my legs. That's all I know.

If I'm going the shorts route, I prefer something more athletic.

Cargo shorts are still better than too tight/short fratboy khaki shorts at least.

Yeah, I went through a phase of trying to wear those and they restricted movement so much.

[Sonaboy]

I was at a little kids' party last week and I was the only dad wearing trousers. Every other dad in cargo shorts. In fact, there was even a dad having a conversation with his wife about which cargo shorts to buy:

That's just foreplay in front of the normies...