Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo



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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby BetterOffShred » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:47 pm

Nice man. Is she chill and all that?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby Achtane » Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:41 pm

The Girl got an anti-baby stick implanted.
Not using a condom feels SO INCREDIBLY WRONG. But also pretty fantastic.

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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby BetterOffShred » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:48 am

Yeah, the ol IUD is pretty legit.. though from my experiences menstrual cramps can be worse. At least my ex wife were. Grats on the raw-dawging it. :joy:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby jirodreamsofdank » Sun Aug 26, 2018 3:00 am

Ex-girlfriend had the arm implant 100% foolproof birth control, I give it my highest recommendation.

(She seemed pretty happy about it too)
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby imJonWain » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:36 pm

I went for the snip :idk:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby neonblack » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:05 pm

Well, girl stayed over the other night and I've been getting the slow fade ever since.

I got the "let's take things slow, you're awesome, don't over think this, we should be friends first, neither of us were really looking for anything, etc."

Oh well, at least I have the fuzz.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby BetterOffShred » Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:37 pm

Does she want more D? Or just the one and done? I think modern society trains women to expect dudes to bounce immediately. It's a shame
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby neonblack » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:27 pm

No D was had that night. We drank and hung out on my porch till like 4:30 and we both had to work at 9 so when I was presented with the opportunity, I politely suggested we hold off.

I wonder if maybe she got relationship vibes from me saying we shouldn't and freaked out?

No idea, but I'm gonna play it cool and see what happens
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:42 pm

Yeah dawg the cool train may pay dividends.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby neonblack » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:55 pm

WOMEN AMIRITE
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby BetterOffShred » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:27 pm

Women definitely bring out the feels.. ready or not.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby PeteeBee » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:39 pm

Just stopped in because this thread is one of my favorite parts of ILF, even though I don't contribute to it much. I was watching something on youtube, reading comments, and saw someone call another person a soy boy as a derogatory term. I didn't realize this was a thing in the wild.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby popvulture » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:56 pm

PeteeBee wrote:Just stopped in because this thread is one of my favorite parts of ILF, even though I don't contribute to it much. I was watching something on youtube, reading comments, and saw someone call another person a soy boy as a derogatory term. I didn't realize this was a thing in the wild.

Oh yeah, that came straight from alt-rightland via Bossman. I imagine it's probably tied with cuck or libtard for his favorite word. :yay:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby Iommic Pope » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:33 am

I’m surprised Richard the booty bot of bloated necrothreads isn’t in here telling us about the dating app it’s advertising.
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