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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:57 pm

Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby gnomethrone » Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:07 pm

$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht


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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:46 pm

Borscht and chill
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:37 pm

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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:09 am

Achtane wrote:Just be blunt and tell her you'll give her a D if she gives you an A.


Wait what. They’ll have anal sex and he’ll give her a low grade for it?
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:11 am

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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby Iommic Pope » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:39 am

$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.

Legit there was this girl who flew through my last workplace who was studying politics and had a fetish for Russian literature who invited me to start a Russian Canonical book club with her.
It was fucking tough but I stayed married.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby calfzilla » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:33 am

I took russian lit as a cultural elective in college... The teacher was crazy and the stories were insane. I then almost killed her for a bad grade on the final paper because she complained about something she didn't even mention going over the rough draft. Like get your shit together dammit, I can't fix an issue I don't know about.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:06 am

More stories, plz

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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby calfzilla » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:11 am

I could have handled a family friendly story about an evil sorcerer. This was just a lot of rape, mostly by fantastical creatures. Or murder. Or murder rape (the creatures were sick necros). The teacher was way too into it. Then we ended the year on The Deer Hunter and I just couldn't justify it as a class anymore.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:36 pm

I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.

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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:53 pm

$harkToootth wrote:I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.

My anus looks like a Musk Ox after giving birth.

(reads^ on toilet while having a very hard time) those super long hairs behind your balls are total musk ox

..thank god who ever designed this house put a sink next to the toilet
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:30 pm

This thread needs to get weird again. Can we do abstract feelings?
*So sad I will never have a conscious planet create the continuing illusion of my dead wife.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:16 am

Life is so ducking weird.

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