Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[imJonWain]

another year down!

[Chankgeez]

TWSS

[lost in music]

https://soyandtheboys.bandcamp.com/albu ... the-fellas

This one of you guys? Saw it posted on reddit. Says it came out today.

[Achtane]

ILF soyboy convoy, roll out.

[neonblack]

Awkwardness Prime

[imJonWain]

check 1 2

I noticed a lot of people I know (guys and gals) get drunk and immediately "hop on the bang bus" sending those late night texts and what not. I find after 2 or 3 drinks I just want to go home to play video games and maybe masturbate.

[popvulture]

Awkwardness Prime

Your order qualifies for free 2-day shaming!

[$harkToootth]

Next time I fuck, I'm role playing. I'm going to get dressed up and act like Meryl Streep.

[Achtane]

I wanted to be Santa but it didn't work out this year...

[$harkToootth]

There's always next year...

NSFW: show

[$harkToootth]

Thread Wars: The Last Soy Boy

NSFW: show

[imJonWain]

It's been like a week.


SOY BOIS UNITE!

[comesect2.0]

Yall believe in a afterlife/god/something/we are all subject to its "okay have fun at the park"/matrix/multiple forces which adds up to a duller 3verlasting force we waste time praying to cuz its inert/I made it all up for the good of me psychi and we roll with it cuz it had something to do with something amazing no one can fathom? Ect.....Yall pray? I'll do it in me own way left over from genetic memory.. strange enough, be cafeful what you wish for....seem's to work every so often...synchronicity? Fate? Stupid apes? Out a tha Muck crawls I without where for the ..but with the grace of God goes I?

[$harkToootth]

Yeah so my friend invited to me out a couple weeks ago to a very specific spot. This is key to story as the spot was chosen a week in advance. We go out to this place where there is a live band playing. She is facing away from the band and we converse about her boy troubles; among them, a musician. At the end of the set they say 'so and so[name]' on the 'instrument' and she goes into a panic. Apparently, this is one of the boys who 'gas lighted' her (a new term for me, never heard that one). I had arrived a little earlier and was eavesdropping on the band. I mentioned "I don't think that could be him because he is from X place [location]" (it would make no sense for her to date a guy from X when she is from Y). Alas, that is the final detail where now we are in the presence of said Ex-Boyfriend and "need to get out".

Yeah...I didn't buy it for a second. She was stalking him. I have to admit, one of the reasons I still meet up with this friend is because I get stories like these . I just love that she played it off like "Oh I had no idea he would be playing here...in this one specific spot playing specific music with a specific instrument...nope"

Now it would be easy to say "$harky, you soy boy, she was trying to ditch you". In any other case I would say, "Probably" or "You are correct, Sir" but 1. To meet up at this spot requires some travel on both of our ends 2. We hung out after we left the establishment 3. I've made it adamantly clear to my friends I'm not the type of person who gets offended and/or sad if they are unwanted/uninvited.

She could have also made the whole thing up. I've had closer friends lie about stupider things. People seeking validation is odd thing. I try really hard in my 'real life' to be the least judgmental person so I'm always puzzled when and if people feel compelled to lie to me. Especially since I seldom solicit information out of people.

Not my best story. I found it amusing. A case study for the books. Happy to read other's interpretations Maybe someone can post their stalker stories?

[actual]

I pray, to this guy.




Strange story Sharky. So y'all just left once she recognized the guy she presumably knew was gonna be there?