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neonblack wrote:The Eristic wrote:People keep telling me guitar should be getting me laid, but I'm beginning to think I should've gone with "job".
First of all, I just moved out of Rome, GA. Nice to see another fuzzbreaux in the NWGA mountains.
Second of all, the girls that want guitar players don't care if you have a job. The girls that want employed men don't care if you play guitar.
And then there's that rare subset of women (in my case, 95% of them) that aren't going to fuck you no matter how many paychecks or nasty riffs you bring to the table.
jwar wrote: Also those who haven't been laid in 5 years. Good God man. Hire a hooker or something!!!!!
Invisible Man wrote:Strange Tales: putting the ‘weeb’ in ‘dweeb’ since whenever.
odontophobia wrote:I need to refer to more riffs as nasty.
i wish my paychecks were as nasty as my riffs.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
popvulture wrote:Jero wrote:I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.
dying
jwar wrote:Jero wrote:I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.
I've had this happen too, but attributed it to my age going up and my will to life going down.
No but for real, if I take Kratom (cross post from addiction I have), I cannot achieve a full hard on or get off. It's fucked up. God I'm so glad I'm not single. I'm sorry guys. All around hugs for those who are. Also those who haven't been laid in 5 years. Good God man. Hire a hooker or something!!!!!
neonblack wrote:I want people to need a shower after my riffs are done with em
oldangelmidnight wrote:This is the classic ILF I love. Emotional highs and lows. Scooped mids in my heart all day long.
Jero wrote:popvulture wrote:Jero wrote:I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.
dying
I thought I was! (Turns out I pulled my groin skating and I'm developing inguinial hernias )
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
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