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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby coupleonapkins » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:29 pm

Good morning!
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby imJonWain » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:50 pm

This one pops in my head at house shows sometimes.
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby imJonWain » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:45 pm

^love it, never heard that before!'

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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby neonblack » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:26 pm

ayyyy I think I have a date Friday night!
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby Strange Tales » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:27 am

ask her if shes into Dragonforce.
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby calfzilla » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:39 am

neonblack wrote:ayyyy I think I have a date Friday night!

deets or GTFO!
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby neonblack » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:29 am

She's cute, single mom. I'm a little worried she's looking to jump into a whole committed emotional thing. A couple comments here and there. So it may not pan out, but we'll see.
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby calfzilla » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:29 am

bracing for a pump n dump already?
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby BetterOffShred » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:01 pm

Cute single moms always want a committed emotional thing. Why if I may ask, are you not wanting that? Just curious
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby neonblack » Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:10 pm

Mostly because I still feel like I'm too crazy and flighty and selfish to be in a relationship right now. And I don't even know where I'm going to be in 6 months. And I'm still probably not completely over my ex yet.

She lives 70 miles away and is only in town on weekends so maybe that will help keep things kinda causal
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby imJonWain » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:52 pm

how the fuck do you meet someone that far away?
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:29 pm

imJonWain wrote:how the fuck do you meet someone that far away?

I really liked the delivery of this comment :lol: I speak like that when I am puzzled :lol:
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:54 pm

Theme song of the thread....(I'm embarrassed I did not think of this earlier)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37s4OR-YaMY
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Re: Tempeh Hombre and his Smoothest Dudes

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:19 am

neonblack wrote:Mostly because I still feel like I'm too crazy and flighty and selfish to be in a relationship right now. And I don't even know where I'm going to be in 6 months. And I'm still probably not completely over my ex yet.

She lives 70 miles away and is only in town on weekends so maybe that will help keep things kinda causal

That's fair .. I dated a few single moms when I got divorced, and most of them were really eager to lock me down. I wasn't even sexual with any of them. I didn't mean to sound like a dick ;)

I had to be honest with myself when I started dating after divorce and it took me a while to be really ready hehe

I hope you dudes all have dates for Valentine's day.. or at least can throw down a handskies or two.
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