Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Inconuucl]

It's all good. Dick Hiatus continues.

Don't bands sometimes go on hiatus and come back with the best album of their career? Can we please find an example of that so I can feel better?

Mine is essentially Tupac, by most accounts dead but somehow still sporadically active.

[gnomethrone]

It's all good. Dick Hiatus continues.

Don't bands sometimes go on hiatus and come back with the best album of their career? Can we please find an example of that so I can feel better?

Mine is essentially Tupac, by most accounts dead but somehow still sporadically active.

Dude your dong is gonna pull a godspeed you black emperor and come back joyous and triumphant and tour the world.

Inconuu: are you saying its a hologram?

[comesect2.0]

heres somthing for a giggle maybe neon...im on dick hiatus me self...refusing to get with the old ball n chain even for a quicky cuz, fuck, easy ..aint always peezy or whatever ...lookin to be attracted to a new friends way and not poontang way, so im just limpin around broke with a foot that wont heal, fuckin around on fb on this fine xmas morn, which I dont condone at all, fb that is...but I laugh alot so that good. here's a slice of fb messanger convo...enjoy.

NSFW: show

me:There's no hiding, I saw your fury post. Heheh (she deleted it)
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her:Lol u know mah secrets,
Yeah I've been to a few fur cons but I'm mostly just into pet play.
I don't own a suit or nothin but I do have a collar and tail I wear with some ears for fun
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me:Nice, was gonna ask what animal you connect with
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her:Cat
Meow
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me:IL be a rabbit, you can chase me all you want.
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her:I just may have to

yeah, dont know her at all....lives in another state,cute little sorceress, goes to show the fun that ensues when engaging in random interweb flirtation...think though it all boils down to tit and dick pics ..then the funs over...that is not so much in real life ..when the goings good..its good..sadness..WHEN LORD! WHEN! just start hangin out at the starbucks, like "hey, hows it going" "hey...hows it going" "hey, whats up...hows it goin?" "HI, nice weather right?" "HEy, nice weather..Hows it going?"

[neonblack]

I hadn't seen that post till just now comesect. I actually tend to have an irrational attraction to baristas. It's pretty stupid.

So I've been hanging out with a girl from work. We're basically dating without anything romantic. So, friends? But the hangouts feel very datelike. And there are flirty vibes. And she tends to ninja pay for my food and drink. But she also tries to play wingman. But she texts at weird hours and there are long hugs and she misses me when we don't work together or hang out for a while. I have no idea. It's been good for me though. A good exercise in not overthinking things and just enjoying the moment or whatever. But I wanna make out. But I can't seal the deal. And she's already let me down gently once.

So I'm just going to focus on music and stop being lazy and fat and sad

[$harkToootth]

Who else is going full Soy Boy this 2018??? I know I am. I've wanted to start wearing bell-bottoms for years now and I've been growing out my hair. End result is the guy in the shades.

Soy Boy Blitz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY

[BetterOffShred]

That guy is so pumped that his dick is being crushed by those pants.

[$harkToootth]

Hammering his hammer. Constricting his boa constrictor. Pump'in his peen.

[Inconuucl]

Pants with a built in cockring

[$harkToootth]

Ring'in his rocket.

[JonnyAngle]

squeezin the snake

[Achtane]

[comesect2.0]

crazy^^, my daughters been talking like tommy wiseau for a week now..."oh hey.. guyys, what happuned heere?" spoken in pure room coffee shop favorite customer tone.

[$harkToootth]

Comesect, we're going to need an update on the fury.

[comesect2.0]

Hmm...not all that amazing..just some crap I come across that fills a few hours with laughs on a lonely night...^that was part of our last convo ...see, I some how end up talking to these people because their easy, then it becomes apparent I just have good replys..but in no way belong to stay engaged...crotch pics, inflating an imaginary faerytale persona, Web friends....a Jedi seeks not these things.

[neonblack]

"You know saying you need two to mango?"

Goddamn Tommy.