Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[neonblack]

Invisible Man was right. Too good a title to pass up.

I suppose this is where we should post hilarious and sometimes heartbreaking stories from single life? Not to be confused with the rage thread, where we go to be sad. Let's try to keep it light, folks.

Mostly this is just so all the married/partnered folks can refer to this when they may have a "grass is greener" kind of moment. I'm sure it'll get way off track as usual. In fact, I'm counting on it.

Mostly I just wanted to use the thread title.

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[Chankgeez]

[resincum]

my cock will put in the work for both of us buddy

[neonblack]

my cock will put in the work for both of us buddy

Best reply I could have hoped for honestly

[actual]

my cock will put in the work for both of us buddy

Someone should make something like bitcoin farming but for excess dick

[waltdogg]

dreams.

[neonblack]

I read about a psychological phenomenon where sometimes depressed males think their dicks are shrinking.


Not relevant...Just...You know...

[waltdogg]

kōrō-shook yong

[neonblack]

OMG thank you. I couldn't remember what it was called!

[popvulture]

kōrō-shook yong

That's the term? It does sound oddly dick-like.

[waltdogg]

it's a similar mental state where you think your dick is going to shrink up into your body if you don't hold onto it. there was a really good midwest punk band called koro from the 80s. when sorry state records pressed a demo tape as an lp for them 5-10 years ago they included liner notes explaining the band's name and history.

[popvulture]

Ahhhh yes. Vestigial dong. Judging by the luck I've had lately on OkPutrid and Tinder, this evolutionary step might be in my future.

[neonblack]

Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt.

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too

[odontophobia]

Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt.

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too

THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE.

[Invisible Man]

This thread is already one of my favorites.

Vestigial Dong
Sushi Server
kōrō-shook yong
bitcoin farming for excess dick

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