Soy Boyz 2 Men



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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:04 pm

"I'd sure like to find HER great fairy fountain"
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Invisible Man » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:27 pm

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neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk :lol:


Is she playing with your hair, though.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby codetocontra » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:20 pm

"Stab the bush with your warrior sword"
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:52 pm

what are some words that you have heard women call their fairy fountain.....I heard a Asian girl call it a tang tang which i thought was super cute. I prefer og slang like snatch tho...or squirrel.... :cool: .....tend to find once your comfy in a relationship or before if their real feisty the better names you give their pussy the tighter it will be between yall.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:04 pm

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neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk :lol:


Is she playing with your hair, though.

There is hairplay. The Triforce can wait.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby jrfox92 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:15 pm

Since I always forget:

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Iommic Pope » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:06 pm

popvulture wrote:Side note: let's just start a band called Boobs in Hyrule.

Hyrulean Grope.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby codetocontra » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:57 pm

"Finding the Ganon-spot"
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:10 am

TWO DAYS OFF + PLUS WEEKEND!!!

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Achtane » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:38 am

I keep asking for the same Christmas gift: Santa roleplay.
Imagine the one-liners! And using one of those sleigh bell belt things as a paddle!
Here's hoping.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Iommic Pope » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:11 pm

Mrs Claus, elf, reindeer or krampus?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Achtane » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:44 am

Oh! Hmm....Krampus might be interesting.
Or Zwarte Piet.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:32 pm

Achtane wrote:Or Zwarte Piet.

If you're gonna go full-on xmas roleplay, might as well go controversial...
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks

D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:03 pm

For the boyz...
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:09 pm

Caption time. "Hey, I just came to party—why the third degree?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JphJfwsUbT4
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