Soy Boyz 2 Men



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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby actual » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:20 am

No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:34 am

actualidiot wrote:So you got raped?

:lol: Everything was consensual. I liken it to helping out a friend going through a rough patch (one knows they're in a bad place when my penis is a the subject's [a female] saving grace).

Think of more like "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"

I'm like a sexual guidance counselor (or was...)...I'll console, I'm there, something happens but at the end of the day, it's horribly ineffective.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:36 am

actualidiot wrote:No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?

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Exactly!! Usually it goes 1. Well that escalated quickly 2. Uh-oh 3. What the fuck just happened...

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:36 am

4. Lots of flatulence
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Olin » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:44 am

$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"


This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:45 am

What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:48 am

Olin wrote:
$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"


This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.

Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!" :lol:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby actual » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:55 am

$harkToootth wrote:What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY


I don't really do dates like that, but I think I'd show her Audition

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby actual » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:55 am

$harkToootth wrote:
Olin wrote:
$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"


This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.

Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!" :lol:


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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:17 am

I go back and forth pretty rapidly between wanting to have someone play with my hair and show me their boobs, and wanting to abandon all hope and play video games forever.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:36 am

The struggle is very real. But the boobs usually win.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:45 am

Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:29 am

actualidiot wrote: :cry:

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:59 pm

neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk :lol:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:59 pm

Side note: let's just start a band called Boobs in Hyrule.
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