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comesect2.0 wrote:Il talk up a storm...about how life is a waiting game and the system is a joke to intensify wants and obsessions, how the Sasquatch is really a race of vegetable people, how existence in general is a meta dimensional simulation of information, i can slap my balls against the table and say ooo golly gee its about time to rap it up!....i can talk about all the times i got into weird sexual situations, how people my age and younger are just filled with aspirations and talk big with fluffy dreams i can shoot down in my jaded frustration...and hey if im drunk and shit...it will probably be astounding for il tap into the secret satellite that frequency i can only hone in on when brain is on freq intoxicated..i can propose why jimi hendrix should have been a hip hop star, why the Beatles suck, why every band you like sucks, why tiny tim should have been let back on the carson show, why i cant wait for ozzy to die, and why static electricity starts an oscillator that isnt even plugged with battery power, what drugs do what, why you shouldn't care if you cant play an instrument, i could show yall how to make some good soup and a nice cup of coffee.
Ugly Nora wrote:I'm a manager, so I interview lots of folks who want to work for me. I could interview you guys and tell you why I wouldn't hire you if you want.
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote:I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
jwar wrote:I call interviewing Uncle Grandpa! That's one nut I want to crack...wait...was that kind of you know...nm.
Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
Inconuucl wrote:Welcome to ilf, we have three jokes and twelve posters. <3
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Chankgeez wrote:I don't need Nora to tell me why he won't hire me. He can just not return my phone calls. That'd be fine.
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
ummohyeah wrote:Godspeed rule and no amount of tape would make their pedalboards safe from my cum.
D.o.S. wrote:Why do people eat steak that shit is gross
behndy wrote:lol. she thinks Brazil is wayyyy too unsafe. but i got PLANS.
MechaGodzilla wrote:man, fuck those big neutrik plugs
jrfox92 wrote:jwar wrote:I call interviewing Uncle Grandpa! That's one nut I want to crack...wait...was that kind of you know...nm.
Pretty sure no one is allowed to know UG's identity, much less hear his voice.
It'd probably be like one of those undercover agent/whistleblower interviews.
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