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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby JonnyAngle » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:54 pm

The Fourth of July is usually fucked up around here.

Lots of amateur explosion at all hours of the night.

...And then for the next 3 days
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:49 pm

Ugly Nora wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:But it's worth noting that I hate Thanksgiving because A) it's passively celebrating genocide


If you live in America or buy any American products or consume any American culture, you are actively celebrating/benefiting from that genocide every other day of the year. No need to hate on Thanksgiving. Relax and enjoy the day off. :joy:


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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby UglyCasanova » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:00 pm

No sleep for the wicked
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:09 pm

Sure, that and I don't feel like wasting PTO to eat awful food.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby UglyCasanova » Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:30 pm

Try having nut loaf for christmas like me...

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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby JonnyAngle » Wed Nov 23, 2016 10:04 pm

UglyCasanova wrote:Try having nut loaf for christmas like me...

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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby snipelfritz » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:08 pm

You guys are a buncha cranktopusses. If you don't enjoy a holiday, you're doing it wrong and it's your own damn fault.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby gnomethrone » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:40 pm

the best american holiday is danksgiving, where you sit around with your friends smoking hella weed and then eat the leftovers everyone has scavenged from their family gatherings.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Eivind August » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:42 am

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The astronomy part is cool and all, but I don't care much for being drunk or being around drunk people in general (exceptions exist). Resolutions are lame. Fireworks are overrated. I tend to watch a movie, read a book or play music/videogames when the clock strikes midnight on new years eve. But then again, I'm not big on birthdays either. Celebrating the passing of time seems counterintuitive somehow. :lol:

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I agree about resolutions and fireworks, but yeah, celebrating the passing of time as well as the circularity of it, whilst surrounded by close friends is pretty fun. :idk:

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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby spacelordmother » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:29 am

I don't get the Halloween love at all. Adults using a cheap costume as an excuse to act inappropriately and kids being little assholes begging/demanding cheap candy. Lights off, house dark, move along.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:24 am

Someone's a newly-christened cranky parent

Also I saw on Zeee Fazebooks that Brandsmann is going to be doing his first stateside Thanksgiving so maybe he'll pop into this thread and comment?
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby spacelordmother » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:29 am

D.o.S. wrote:Someone's a newly-christened cranky parent

Truth, but always been cranky and always thought Halloween was dumb as shit.
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OK now an extended reply

Postby rustywire » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:35 am

Thanksgiving food...terrible? You're doing it wrong. Git gud, kitchen scrub :p
Without even getting into sweet potato & pumpkin pies, the thanksgiving leftovers sandwich/wrap is an event unto itself.

Black Friday is for suckers to get stoled on with bait & switch...waiting in lines to risk getting trampled or assaulted..........nah.
It's been all about cyber monday for nearly a decade.

Obligatory: fuck political correctness. Thanksgiving rules. Independence Day rules. Memorial Day weekend & Labor Day weekend rule.
Halloween RULES.

Hallmark Holidays all suck. All of them. I try to treat my parents like everyday is Mother's Day & Father's Day, or at least 1 day a week.
Without any of the expectations and inflated prices on "spending more money equals caring!" gifts neither of them need nor want.

Christmas is great for kids & women but more trouble than fun for a man...although there are moments to savor in nailing it with the perfect gift. But the shameless, gratuitous commercialism is scust, esp now that the ad campaigns begin on Halloween and get worse every year.
I don't need nor want anything running ads with Christmas carol-parody pitches and jingles. Stop it, marketing department hipsters.
But even the most annoying, obnoxious ones cant tarnish my adulation for the classic mid 20th century Christmas records :snax:
Anyway...Scroogy busters can expect that coal giftpack. Not *clean coal* either, ya'll get the stinky high sulphur shiz.

Happy thanksgiving, even to the international broz/sistaz :group:
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Re: OK now an extended reply

Postby UglyCasanova » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:43 am

rustywire wrote:Christmas is great for kids & women but more trouble than fun for a man...

Could you expand on this? I get the kids part, but the women/men part I found puzzling. Might be some stuff I don't know about the US tradition that makes christmas harder on men than women, but I'm pretty sure my mom works her ass off preparing for jeebusday compared to my dad.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Jwar » Thu Nov 24, 2016 10:53 am

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Everything sucks except for Halloween :idk:
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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