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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:54 am

D.o.S. wrote:I mean there's no doubt that Halloween is the best holiday but damn if it isn't followed by the worst (and, no, Guy Fawkes day doesn't count you can fuck right off with your discount dollar trenchcoat shenanigans)


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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:40 am

Veterans Day is the worst holiday? :whoa:

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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:41 am

Thanksgiving. Worst holiday.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:42 am

:erm: … but Veterans Day is the holiday that follows Halloween. :idk:
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby hbombgraphics » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:47 am

Halloween is awesome, but I don't get the Veterans day hate.
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:51 am

Yeah, why does D.o.S. hate Veterans Day? :mad:
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby BetterOffShred » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:21 am

I think Christmas has become the worst holiday. They start bumping Christmas jams November 1st, and it's always like "Acid jazz freeform jingle bells!" ... fuuuuuuck! People pretend to be all giving and caring for approximately one month and then revert to mega shit-stain humanoid status. And the car commercials .. Jesus Christ. If you're buying a Lexus for Christmas, we're not on the same page. Also as much as I hate it, it still annoys me that everyone from random religious groups wants it changed so kids don't have to call it Christmas or have it celebrated in school. I get it, it's not in alignment with your preferred type/scheduled religious holiday, but let's be real - it's not like the kids are dancing around saying how happy they are it's Jesus' birthday, or singing happy birthday Jesus. They just want the loot. People need to get over that shit.

And yeah fuck thanksgiving too. If we need a special day to get together with family and bitch about politics under the false pretense of togetherness, then it really shows how fucked up we all are.

Now international talk like a pirate day, legit!
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Bassist_Diver » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:37 am

BetterOffShred wrote:I think Christmas has become the worst holiday. They start bumping Christmas jams November 1st, and it's always like "Acid jazz freeform jingle bells!" ... fuuuuuuck! People pretend to be all giving and caring for approximately one month and then revert to mega shit-stain humanoid status. And the car commercials .. Jesus Christ. If you're buying a Lexus for Christmas, we're not on the same page. Also as much as I hate it, it still annoys me that everyone from random religious groups wants it changed so kids don't have to call it Christmas or have it celebrated in school. I get it, it's not in alignment with your preferred type/scheduled religious holiday, but let's be real - it's not like the kids are dancing around saying how happy they are it's Jesus' birthday, or singing happy birthday Jesus. They just want the loot. People need to get over that shit.

And yeah fuck thanksgiving too. If we need a special day to get together with family and bitch about politics under the false pretense of togetherness, then it really shows how fucked up we all are.

Now international talk like a pirate day, legit!


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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby dubkitty » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:58 am

I don't mind Thanksgiving now that i'm a thousand miles from my family and most of them are dead. i just take myself out for a nice turkey dinner and give Lulu some treats.

i don't like Veteran's Day because we worship the military way too much in this country. the only times the US military has fought anyone who posed an actual threat in the last century were 1918 and 1941, and it's arguable whether we had any point in going to WWI at all. everything they've done other than that since the 1860 has been all about colonization and exploitation by multinational corporations. but we get cheap bananas, so thanks for your service. :whateva:
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Mudfuzz » Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:07 am

BetterOffShred wrote:And yeah fuck thanksgiving too. If we need a special day to get together with family and bitch about politics under the false pretense of togetherness, then it really shows how fucked up we all Are!

Well in all fairness that is what it was munufactured to be from the start... From what I remember it had very similar origin to prohibition... :idk:
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Bassist_Diver » Wed Oct 31, 2018 10:15 am

Mudfuzz wrote:
BetterOffShred wrote:And yeah fuck thanksgiving too. If we need a special day to get together with family and bitch about politics under the false pretense of togetherness, then it really shows how fucked up we all Are!

Well in all fairness that is what it was munufactured to be from the start... From what I remember it had very similar origin to prohibition... :idk:


Abe Lincoln: Hey, you remember that war we had?
Sec of State William H. Seward: You mean the one where we had family literally killing each other over the lives of people with a different color of skin than them?
Abe: YEAH! That was fucked up
Seward: Reprehensibly so
Abe: We gotta do something to reunite this country
Seward: Perhaps we should focus on rebuilding the destroyed cities, communities, and restoring trust in Washington and-
Abe: TURKEY!
Seward: ....excuse me?
Abe: Let's make a holiday where we force these estranged families together while they eat bland, weird food, have totally not-enraging conversations about politics, and find solidarity in college football!
Seward: What is college foo-
Abe: AND INDIANS!
Seward: What?
Abe: We'll bring in the Indians too!
Seward: Why?
Abe: This shit's gonna be fucking lit, fam
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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby hbombgraphics » Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:19 am

Bassist_Diver wrote:
Mudfuzz wrote:
BetterOffShred wrote:And yeah fuck thanksgiving too. If we need a special day to get together with family and bitch about politics under the false pretense of togetherness, then it really shows how fucked up we all Are!

Well in all fairness that is what it was munufactured to be from the start... From what I remember it had very similar origin to prohibition... :idk:


Abe Lincoln: Hey, you remember that war we had?
Sec of State William H. Seward: You mean the one where we had family literally killing each other over the lives of people with a different color of skin than them?
Abe: YEAH! That was fucked up
Seward: Reprehensibly so
Abe: We gotta do something to reunite this country
Seward: Perhaps we should focus on rebuilding the destroyed cities, communities, and restoring trust in Washington and-
Abe: TURKEY!
Seward: ....excuse me?
Abe: Let's make a holiday where we force these estranged families together while they eat bland, weird food, have totally not-enraging conversations about politics, and find solidarity in college football!
Seward: What is college foo-
Abe: AND INDIANS!
Seward: What?
Abe: We'll bring in the Indians too!
Seward: Why?
Abe: This shit's gonna be fucking lit, fam



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Re: Worst Holidays, Ranked

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Oct 31, 2018 11:24 am

:lol:

Why don't we have a holiday commemorating Seward's Folly? :snax:
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