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Postby behndy » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:05 pm

hear me out. you grind your yummy harsh face local roasted beans, make your 1 or 2 or 4 shots of espresso like normal, then when getting your fancy little metal coffeehouse barista cup ready to steam the milk into frothy topping goodness, you substitute CHOCOLATE milk.

change your life fam.

change. your. LIFE.

(and bitch i DARE you to get crazy with strawberry or banana milk. DARE YOU.)
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Chankgeez » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:07 pm

pppppppffffftttttt.

That's not real coffee.

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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby behndy » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:10 pm

pfffffft ya mawmz isn't real coffee.

it's really coffee.

Real Coffee PRIME.
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Sparrow » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:13 pm

Image

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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Chankgeez » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:17 pm

Sparrow wrote:Image

:)


That's the real coffee. :D
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Sparrow » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:21 pm

Chankgeez wrote:That's the real coffee. :D


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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby behndy » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:38 pm

borinnnnnnnng. back to liquid vanilla sex.

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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Chankgeez » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:43 pm

behndy wrote:borinnnnnnnng. back to liquid vanilla sex.

BRING ON THE HOURS OF MAN ANUS.


THIS'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SUBJECT.

behnders, don't go starting threads when you don't know what you're talking about. :lol:

Go get yourself some ice cream and call it a day. :snax:
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby gnomethrone » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:48 pm

My uncle skips all of the formalities and just chews up coffee beans. Walks around with a pocket full and just crunches away all day. He's rad.
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby behndy » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:06 pm

sigh. living your lives WRONG.

i just. i just weep for your missed opportunities.
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby gnomethrone » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:14 pm

Are you gonna steam some eggnog for the yule time season? You should totally froth the nog.
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby D.o.S. » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:19 pm

gnomethrone wrote:You should totally froth the nog.
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Chankgeez » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:26 pm

D.o.S. wrote:
gnomethrone wrote: totally froth the nog.
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby Jero » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:29 pm

gnomethrone wrote:froth the nog
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Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks

Postby John » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:44 pm

behndy wrote:BRING ON THE HOURS OF MAN ANUS.

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