The Mandela Effect and Other Ludicrous Things

[Iommic Pope]

I feel assurance knowing the sharpest minds of our time are thinking hard in the shower and google image searching the hell out of this conundrum.

You have a toilet in your shower?!

Alternatively, insert boner joke.

There's a blumpkin conspiracy in there somewhere.

[Eivind August]

What if the lizard people theorists were the lizard people all along? I mean, they are spending a lot of time pointing the blame elsewhere. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, SPARROW? I'M ON TO YOU!!!!

[snipelfritz]

Can someone explain Illuminati to me?

I've asked people before and have never even been able to get a coherent answer.

[Jero]

Can someone explain Illuminati to me?

I've asked people before and have never even been able to get a coherent answer.

Then they've been doing something right

[Sparrow]

What if the lizard people theorists were the lizard people all along? I mean, they are spending a lot of time pointing the blame elsewhere. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, SPARROW? I'M ON TO YOU!!!!

i agree actually. David Icke IS a lizard btw. i don't think all reptilians are bad. and - i think what's happening now is - they may be slowly revealing the Truth.
but - the Truth is pretty awful. and hey .. i know it's hard to Believe in shapeshifting Reptiles. but. try looking at the World with that angle for a day. and see how the pieces fit.



i'm not a reptilian. i'm just aware that they .. infact do exist. and they ARE the people on tv. most of the talking heads/celebs anyways.
it's not simple either. it involves human cloning and that is Gross.

they also made up all the Globe BS science. and that is the brainwashing. it's just Lies about the world right from childhood. in cartoons and books and teachers. just handing down the same lies. it makes it hard to see the light of true. i was shocked. and the mandela effects are a wake up.
other things too. we're all figuring it out together.

[Sparrow]

Can someone explain Illuminati to me?

I've asked people before and have never even been able to get a coherent answer.

Then they've been doing something right

they are the Fallen Angels. serpent seed. snake bloodline. for reaaallzz.



you will think this man is crazy and insulting.
but. listen. sorry.

[Sparrow]

http://www.youtube.com/user/johnellizz/videos

this channel has videos with funny images .. sexist images .. tecno music ..
but. he explains how movies are using these "people" to control the info to our Brains.
he explains the ONE EYE symbolism everywhere.
he explains the the slit eye / mouth etc.

[kaeth]

Can someone explain Illuminati to me?

It was a secret society of influential people founded in the 1700s by Adam Weishaupt with the goal of opposing religious and superstitious ideologies (which is funny considering all the religious ideas and superstitions tied to them now). Wikipedia will tell you all about it. As far as a modern incarnation goes, there is no concrete evidence.

Personally, I don't think there needs to be a tangible, human Illuminati anymore. Society is a self-influencing feedback loop. Every time we play the game, we ARE the Illuminati. Like a rolling snowball, the source has become irrelevant. The Illuminati lives on conceptually as the Western status-quo. It survives as the force of oppressive Capitalism, keeping people distracted with rigged games of money and power which ultimately benefit only the rich. It has nothing to do with aliens, or scripture, or secret ritualistic cabals. It's not hidden, and it's not trying to be. It's every advertisement on TV. It's every hollow promise you've been given that if you work hard enough and play the corporate game that you will ascend from the bottom and reach the top. It's every war that's started and perpetuated over resources and trade and border disputes. Every time you let the dollar sign dictate the direction of your life instead of creativity and compassion for your fellow man, you are living out the wishes of some dead white guys from 300 years ago. That's what I think the Illuminati has become.

[Sparrow]

i give you the play by play. These things have lied to us - about being space ball monkey men.
we're Not
thanks.

[Chankgeez]

Chankgeez is a reptilian shapeshifter.

Also, sparrows evolved from reptiles.

[Sparrow]

Chankgeez is a reptilian shapeshifter.

Also, sparrows evolved from reptiles.

you know it.
here .. watch Tom Hanks Lie - about being Human.

[Sparrow]

anyone can pm me anytime .. if they haz questions. Honest questions. thanks.

[Chankgeez]

I've met Rivers Cuomo and he's definitely a reptilian.

[Chankgeez]

[snipelfritz]

Every time I open this thread: