Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)



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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby behndy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:47 pm

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby goroth » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:01 pm

I'm still basically scared shitless of this procedure.

Been going to ring the clinic about 10 times...

I mean, wtf, it's minor surgery. My logical brain knows that it's no big deal. But..
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Derelict78 » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:14 pm

goroth wrote:I'm still basically scared shitless of this procedure.

Been going to ring the clinic about 10 times...

I mean, wtf, it's minor surgery. My logical brain knows that it's no big deal. But..

I’m the same way, I have been putting it off because of my wife’s low chance on getting preggers but it would be nice not to pull out. :lol:
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby behndy » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:40 pm

hurrrrrm. i was in a Only Buy Graphic Novels, Not Singles collection phase, so i was lucky and never had to hunt it down.

or did be put the Meanwhiles (is that what he called them?) like the Chicken Fucker Remove All But ONE OF YOUR HEARTS Family Man in Squee?

i was a little scary too. because. you know. my JUNK. my beautiful, BEAUTIFUL JUNK.

but it was nothinnnnnng. pinch of the needle to numb, slighty tugging, the.... interesting smell of my vas semins burning, walked back to my car, drove home, sat in front of the tv playing Borderlands for 2 days rotating bags of Trader Joe's Frozen Corn Nibblets onto my Jumbly Times Area, VICTORY.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:21 pm

Monday: snip
Tuesday: at work
Wednesday: moving cubicles. The only “pain” i feel is similar to the sensation after peeing a huge load that I’ve been holding for hours. I opted out, but you can get a Valium for the procedure. Easy.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:28 am

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby goroth » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:45 am

But carefree bonering?
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:51 am

Compared to the carefree childless boning I now indulge in?
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby goroth » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:54 am

Yes?
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:58 am

I'll keep using protection like a (youthful! Virile!) pleb, thanks.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby goroth » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:38 am

I’ve done youthful and virile, and look where it got me.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:40 am

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby misterstomach » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:17 pm

I'm still super happy I did it. even though it's been a couple of years now, i'm still super excited about it all the time. I was pretty good before about being careful with protection and all, but there's a lingering level of stress there that I didn't even realize was there til it was gone. it's a huge weight off my shoulders, 'cause i really really don't want kids. my lady doesn't want them either, but, as awesome as they are, abortions aren't a fun thing to go through it seems. it's just so awesome to not have to worry about. even though my procedure had some problems and a fair bit of pain associated with it, it was so totally worth it.

on a related and very scary note though, a friend of mine who had one seven years ago just his girlfriend preggo. He went back to his doctor and got tested and the shit had grown back together. He's already got a 14 year old and his lady has a kid too and now it's back to baby town for him.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby behndy » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:35 pm

yeah. that is TERRIFYING.

i was never very good at protection. noooooot the best of friends with The Grabby Choke Face Condoms. did way too much without them. STUPID.

now it is just humping with the wifey in the wild at any opportunity with no fear of any life altering repercussions JUST LIKE NATURE INTENDED.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:12 pm

misterstomach wrote:I'm still super happy I did it. even though it's been a couple of years now, i'm still super excited about it all the time. I was pretty good before about being careful with protection and all, but there's a lingering level of stress there that I didn't even realize was there til it was gone. it's a huge weight off my shoulders, 'cause i really really don't want kids. my lady doesn't want them either, but, as awesome as they are, abortions aren't a fun thing to go through it seems. it's just so awesome to not have to worry about. even though my procedure had some problems and a fair bit of pain associated with it, it was so totally worth it.

on a related and very scary note though, a friend of mine who had one seven years ago just his girlfriend preggo. He went back to his doctor and got tested and the shit had grown back together. He's already got a 14 year old and his lady has a kid too and now it's back to baby town for him.

There's several ways to do it:

Just snip the tube

Snip and cauterize

Cut a 1" gap out of the tube, cauterize, and clamp shut



I went with option #3
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