Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)



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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby behndy » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:41 pm

lol. how old are you? because now i'm limited to 1.7, 3 TOPS.

when i was teens to mid twenties, could totes do that in 3 or 4 days. especially with the Twinkie vs Toaster Strudel safety option being engaged.

shit. fucking. damnit Psy.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:56 pm

I’m 33, so not a young pup

I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby BetterOffShred » Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:22 pm

I did 9 once. That was a great Tuesday. I'm 38 now and yeah it's like 2 or 3 .. with my girl, so probably..1 with my hand.

My Bro-in-law got the 'sectomy, had a re-sectomy, and then another 'sectomy.. that's crazy talk.

I may get the snips here sooner or later. Food for thought.. but the dick switch is pure madness
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby popvulture » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:03 am

Is the dick switch compatible with Siri?
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:37 am

The dick switch wouldn’t even work. Is very probable that there is sperm on both sides of the switch. You’d need to wait at least a month after turning it off
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:42 am

Dick Switch is a great band name.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby behndy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:35 am

JonnyAngle wrote:I’m 33, so not a young pup

I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!


so. like. should you post a countdown or something equally invasive and creepy?

do.... do we cheer?

I THINK WE SHOULD CHEER.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:57 am

:snax:
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:25 pm

I’m going Facebook live!
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Jwar » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:31 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:Got the snip snip today.

It was sad when i searches for this thread and found all the psy vam contributions.

So I need to wait 12 weeks/ 20 ejacs before they will do a specimen sample. How quickly could you ejac 20 Times?


I would take it easy man. LOL! Wait until you feel right. They should have given you a timeline on that one as well. I believe it's a few weeks, but I could be wrong.

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby behndy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:55 pm

BetterOffShred wrote::snax:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..


i said LANOLIN bitch!
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:03 pm

behndy wrote:
BetterOffShred wrote::snax:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..


i said LANOLIN bitch!

Such an underrated movie
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby jirodreamsofdank » Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:17 pm

Got nine in one hungover New Year's Day when my girlfriend and I stayed in bed all day. By the end we were both in pain but there was a real sense of accomplishment.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Derelict78 » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:09 am

What a great thread!
I laughed, I cried, I almost puked a couple times.
I think I may want a vasectomy.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Derelict78 » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:10 am

behndy wrote:yeshhhhhhhh. EXACTLY how i would weed out a potential mate.

you like Tool? cool cool. I MUST RUN FUNNY NOW. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS.

AND there is a JTHM reference in here.
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