Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)



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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby hbombgraphics » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:36 am

I think they cauterize up here, it smelt that way anyway
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Jwar » Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:08 pm

They for sure cauterize. I still have nightmares thinking of all the tools needed for a 15 minute procedure. LOL! I wish I could find that picture I had of them all on the tray. It's downright horrifying. Like something out of Hostile. LOL!
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby D.o.S. » Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:08 pm

Yeah definitely not ever doing this ever.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:08 am

Iommic Pope after his last child. wrote:Yeah definitely not ever doing this again.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby neonblack » Fri Jun 03, 2016 12:37 am

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It's OK guys soon we will all have handy on/off switches for our balls.

Because this isn't a horrifying image

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:11 pm

jwar wrote:My balls!!!

So did I tell you I have a granula? If you get one, don't hesitate. Go to the doc. That could be a bad thing. It's a hard lump in your vas deferens. They are usually harmless, but I read it can be a sign of reconnection!!! LOL!! My wife STILL hasn't had a period and it's been like 3 weeks that she's late now. WTF. We are positive she's not pregnant...aren't we???

:idk: :idk: :idk: :idk: what's the update?????
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby hbombgraphics » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:02 pm

neonblack wrote:Image

It's OK guys soon we will all have handy on/off switches for our balls.

Because this isn't a horrifying image

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oh gosh, couldn't they make a midi switch or something for that thing.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Jwar » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:22 pm

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jwar wrote:My balls!!!

So did I tell you I have a granula? If you get one, don't hesitate. Go to the doc. That could be a bad thing. It's a hard lump in your vas deferens. They are usually harmless, but I read it can be a sign of reconnection!!! LOL!! My wife STILL hasn't had a period and it's been like 3 weeks that she's late now. WTF. We are positive she's not pregnant...aren't we???

:idk: :idk: :idk: :idk: what's the update?????



Sorry forgot I posted that! LOL!

She's not pregnant, but here cycle was jacked up. So it's something hormonal with her I think, which sucks too.

I'm actually kind of sad about it. I can't afford another child, I don't have the room, but I wanted one. :( I love kids and they are my life. I know...I'm a weird sappy SOB. I can't help it.


Also, I thin that switch thing is ten times more terrifying than having surgery. lol
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:45 pm

jwar wrote:
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jwar wrote:My balls!!!

So did I tell you I have a granula? If you get one, don't hesitate. Go to the doc. That could be a bad thing. It's a hard lump in your vas deferens. They are usually harmless, but I read it can be a sign of reconnection!!! LOL!! My wife STILL hasn't had a period and it's been like 3 weeks that she's late now. WTF. We are positive she's not pregnant...aren't we???

:idk: :idk: :idk: :idk: what's the update?????



Sorry forgot I posted that! LOL!

She's not pregnant, but here cycle was jacked up. So it's something hormonal with her I think, which sucks too.

I'm actually kind of sad about it. I can't afford another child, I don't have the room, but I wanted one. :( I love kids and they are my life. I know...I'm a weird sappy SOB. I can't help it.


Also, I thin that switch thing is ten times more terrifying than having surgery. lol


Wire up a 3PDT with some LED's instead of the rocker switch. What is this, 1992????
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby hbombgraphics » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:58 pm

1992, I think you would be looking for the switch of an Ibanez UE pedal, like one of them TS9 switches

Jwar, I totally understand being out of room, the only good thing is that as kids age their stuff gets smaller, you get rid of the giant toys and replace em with kindles and such
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby kbit » Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:05 pm

I could see that being sold on TV.
"Birth control at the flick of a switch!"

Im just waiting for the reversable gel injection form of male birth control to be approved. Im sure getting that procedure would feel pretty damn chilling.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby snipelfritz » Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:13 pm

Put it on a clapper system.

Then you get some good ball slapping sex and it just becomes total luck.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:24 pm

Got the snip snip today.

It was sad when i searches for this thread and found all the psy vam contributions.

So I need to wait 12 weeks/ 20 ejacs before they will do a specimen sample. How quickly could you ejac 20 Times?
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:40 pm

How keen are you to have 20 orgasms?
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