Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)



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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Fri May 20, 2016 9:40 am

There you go.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Thu May 26, 2016 6:53 pm

All done. Sitting in the waiting room waiting for my wife to pick me up.
Riding the relaxant shit that I think may be Valium.

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby psychic vampire. » Fri May 27, 2016 9:51 am

You're killing it.

My only wish in life is my doctor had let me keep my testes in a jar, because right about now i'd have the world's best truck nuts.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Sun May 29, 2016 6:53 pm

That'd be rad.
I'm on my third day after the op now and am doing better than yesterday.
All the bruising and swelling decided to show up yesterday morning. Shit was way more painful than straight after the cut.
So I thought I'd better take the day off work today, which turned out to be a good move, as not only do I need just a little more rest (things are much better today, though), but I managed to intercept the Black Country Treble Booster my wife doesn't know about while she was out dropping my son off to school.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby PeteeBee » Sun May 29, 2016 11:40 pm

that lingering, delayed pain is the worst. I haven't had the snips, but just in general.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Mon May 30, 2016 12:25 am

Yeah, that whole, "shit yeah! That wasn't so bad - uh fuck......wait.....nope. No good. NO GOOD!"
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Jwar » Mon May 30, 2016 9:01 am

My balls!!!

So did I tell you I have a granula? If you get one, don't hesitate. Go to the doc. That could be a bad thing. It's a hard lump in your vas deferens. They are usually harmless, but I read it can be a sign of reconnection!!! LOL!! My wife STILL hasn't had a period and it's been like 3 weeks that she's late now. WTF. We are positive she's not pregnant...aren't we???

Anyway, take take of them testies bro.

Oh and word to the wise. Don't leg press a 1000 lbs like I did the day you're cleared for exercise. I think that's why I have this and why I now require hormone replacement. I'm not kidding. I think I traumatized the area so bad that it fucked me up.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue May 31, 2016 1:31 pm

jwar wrote:Don't leg press a 1000 lbs like I did the day you're cleared for exercise.

A. You're superhuman RE: muscles
B. What IS exercise, anyway?
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:41 am

Yeah no chance of that.
Just took my own stitches out.
That was fun.

Particularly when every fucking knot was buried under skin that had puffed up around it.
Not entirely sure the cuts are 100% healed, but I didn't split and bleed everywhere, so I'm guessing it's ok.

My scrotum is fucking black.

If I had any booze I'd be drunk.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby psychic vampire. » Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:15 am

Exercise caution, but don't be afraid to take medicine you might have been prescribed?

After my orchidectomy, my srotum looked like a xenomorph head. Painkillers were important.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Jwar » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:59 am

Black??? That's some serious fucking swelling then or something isn't right. I'd go to the doc man. That's weird. Mine never was even bruised. Fuck like a mother fucker, but didn't do that.

Also, what kind of jackass doctor would use stitches you have to take out when there are ones that dissolve on their own now??
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby hbombgraphics » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:01 pm

jwar wrote:Black??? That's some serious fucking swelling then or something isn't right. I'd go to the doc man. That's weird. Mine never was even bruised. Fuck like a mother fucker, but didn't do that.

Also, what kind of jackass doctor would use stitches you have to take out when there are ones that dissolve on their own now??


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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:28 pm

We have different methods to you guys down here.
I got knots in both ends which I know you guys don't usually do. There are internal dissolvables, but to keep the skin together on the outside he used a stronger stitch.
The black is just bruising. I bruise like a bitch. :lol:
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Jwar » Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:25 am

You ball sack invasion methods scare me...:)
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

Postby Iommic Pope » Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:01 am

Well, my doctor said that basically leaving an end open can cause sperm to leak into the surrounding tissue, which is much not good, so they double tie.
Actually since taking the big stitches out last night I feel a fuckload better. Much more comfortable.
And my bruising is already starting to look less bad.
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