Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

[behndy]

lol. how old are you? because now i'm limited to 1.7, 3 TOPS.

when i was teens to mid twenties, could totes do that in 3 or 4 days. especially with the Twinkie vs Toaster Strudel safety option being engaged.

shit. fucking. damnit Psy.

[JonnyAngle]

I’m 33, so not a young pup

I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!

[BetterOffShred]

I did 9 once. That was a great Tuesday. I'm 38 now and yeah it's like 2 or 3 .. with my girl, so probably..1 with my hand.

My Bro-in-law got the 'sectomy, had a re-sectomy, and then another 'sectomy.. that's crazy talk.

I may get the snips here sooner or later. Food for thought.. but the dick switch is pure madness

[popvulture]

Is the dick switch compatible with Siri?

[JonnyAngle]

The dick switch wouldn’t even work. Is very probable that there is sperm on both sides of the switch. You’d need to wait at least a month after turning it off

[D.o.S.]

Dick Switch is a great band name.

[behndy]

I’m 33, so not a young pup

I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!

so. like. should you post a countdown or something equally invasive and creepy?

do.... do we cheer?

I THINK WE SHOULD CHEER.

[BetterOffShred]

Straight Jackin' Dawg..

[JonnyAngle]

I’m going Facebook live!

[Jwar]

Got the snip snip today.

It was sad when i searches for this thread and found all the psy vam contributions.

So I need to wait 12 weeks/ 20 ejacs before they will do a specimen sample. How quickly could you ejac 20 Times?

I would take it easy man. LOL! Wait until you feel right. They should have given you a timeline on that one as well. I believe it's a few weeks, but I could be wrong.

Hope your recovery goes well! Mine was a bitch, but everyone is different.

[behndy]

:snax:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..

i said LANOLIN bitch!

[BetterOffShred]

:snax:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..

i said LANOLIN bitch!

Such an underrated movie

[jirodreamsofdank]

Got nine in one hungover New Year's Day when my girlfriend and I stayed in bed all day. By the end we were both in pain but there was a real sense of accomplishment.

[Derelict78]

What a great thread!
I laughed, I cried, I almost puked a couple times.
I think I may want a vasectomy.

[Derelict78]

yeshhhhhhhh. EXACTLY how i would weed out a potential mate.

you like Tool? cool cool. I MUST RUN FUNNY NOW. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS.

AND there is a JTHM reference in here.