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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:29 pm

Aghh, think the funny memories of it was good enough, thanks brother.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:35 pm

Yo got it brother.
Highly recommend watching the Soska Sisters talk about making fake penises for practical effects.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby gnomethrone » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:02 pm

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I smuggled a few of these into a theater and watched Insidious 4 yesterday. Its probably an objectively bad movie but its my favorite since the first. The psychic and her tech assistants buy an old RV for their paranormal investigation road trip and call it "The Winneba-ghost"




WINNEBA-GHOST HAHAHHAHhahahhahaha
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:07 pm

OMG gnomethrone...that is exactly what those things are for!!!

My buddies like to drink Chardonnay at the theatre. We saw THE SHINING recently. Think we're doing the original BLADE RUNNER soon. I've taken to calling it THE BLADE RUNNERS though.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:25 pm

Used to bring these to class. They also make great dildos.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:27 pm

I'm pretty sure this is still the greatest title for a movie ever.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:30 pm

Always wanted to check out vampire lesbos...hmmm can't be vampyro lesbos 1971, I remember the cover.... :idk: :snax:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:33 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:Always wanted to check out vampire lesbos

I like Jean Rollin's films in theory, rather, I want to always like them....when you actually watch them though...they're such a bore.

His work is better presented in film books. You get the cool stills, your read what the plot is, save yourself some time.
That, or they make really good experiential viewing. Like watch at 03:00 AM when you've been up for 24 hours and are coming down from way too much caffeine.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:45 pm

:omg: Lol, understood..have become a reading junkie anyways..better than staring at a screen...for me at least, now...a true escape is threw a good novel that stays with you like some archetype film actor you vicariously walk with inspired.... :erm: :wha?: :excellent:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:53 pm

gnomethrone wrote:Image
I smuggled a few of these into a theater and watched Insidious 4 yesterday. Its probably an objectively bad movie but its my favorite since the first. The psychic and her tech assistants buy an old RV for their paranormal investigation road trip and call it "The Winneba-ghost"




WINNEBA-GHOST HAHAHHAHhahahhahaha

I only took 1 to The last Jedi.. should have taken 3
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby rustywire » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:37 pm

Just use a hip-flask you sippy cup hip-sters :lol:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Andrew » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:43 am

On the subject of movies that get better with cheap Whisky, I've gone full circle and kinda unironically enjoy Ghost In The Shell 2017.

It's pretty bad, but sometimes neon dingy bars and Robot girls shooting people in the head is all you need :idk:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:34 am

When I read that, sharon stone appeared in my head saying "now you've done it..NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!" .... the actress in gits movie dumpd her husband because she cailmed marriage is too weird for her and she wanted to experience everyman...in so many words that's what she said...she's easy...one of yall trackher down quick
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby gnomethrone » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:52 am

rustywire wrote:Just use a hip-flask you sippy cup hip-sters :lol:
nips off a flask of single malt while calling people hipsters is total hipster shit :p
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I started watching a spiderman parody called "spider babe" on amazon and then realized it was soft core porn. The non-fucking parts were so goofy and funny I just fast forwarded through the fleshy bits till I got to more shitty acting. I use my aunt's prime account so im waiting for a text asking why i'm watching soft core super hero movies instead of just jerking it to normal porn for grown ups.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby rustywire » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:25 pm

d00d I brew IPA to peak freshness before act 2 then quick chill with liquid nitrogen.

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jk don't drink but see me on that level with Cleveland Brown cooking a rotisserie chicken under his goose down coat
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