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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:56 am

Re-watched FLESHPOT ON 42ND STREET yesterday because I mentioned it to a colleague. Andy Milligan had a talent for an unusual visual style and 'probably' inadvertent poignancy in his films. I forgot Harry Reems was in that film :lol: I would love to sport a mustache like this...
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This was a fairly abrasive film. Not very good but enjoyable.
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This might be on the docket tonight.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Eivind August » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:19 pm

I recently watched 7 Grandmasters and The Mystery of Chessboxing. Both are movies that entertained me, while leaving me with a lot of questions regarding plot and sudden character development. Recomended for the kung fu crowd.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby ibarakishi » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:42 am

+1 for 7 Grandmasters. It is really hard finding a kung fu movie that isn't enjoyable IMO before the 90s
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:16 am

Love Kung-Fu movies. I always find they're better when you kind of go in not knowing what they are about. Unpopular opinion but I was never a big 'The 36th Chamber of Shaolin' fan. Partly because I think I hyped it up so much before actually seeing it.

Stuff like this is more my speed (three VERY different types of Kung-Fu films):
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I could post BLACK BELT JONES clips all day.

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:25 am

Black belt jones is classic af. I love that movie haha
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:49 am

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This can inevitably stem into Blaxploitation Cinema. I had an eclectic taste in film from a very early age. I remember when I was 7 or 8, my parents were going out and I was watching TV in their room. Well...TCM was playing HELL UP IN HARLEM and I remember recognizing Julius Harris from LIVE AND LET DIE, so I kept the movie on. I think it was the scene where Tommy Gibbs (played by the great Fred Williamson) takes someone's kid that my Mom exclaimed, "What on Earth are you watching?" {A reviewer summarized the scene as "Gibbs, after kidnapping someone else's children (and even here, the film seems confused as to exactly how many
children, one or two--with Helen simply accepting the incident rather than bothering to report it to anyone)"}. Good times.

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:54 pm

so Disney owns ALIEN and star wars now??................good heavens.. :eek:
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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Bassist_Diver » Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:52 pm

Cannot fucking wait to see The Disaster Artist. :!!!:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:37 am

"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Achtane » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:06 am

Just watched The Room.
Fantastic.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby fcknoise » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:48 am

Achtane wrote:Just watched The Room.
Fantastic.


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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Bassist_Diver » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:24 am

fcknoise wrote:
Achtane wrote:Just watched The Room.
Fantastic.


Such a great time


What a story, Mark.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:07 pm

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I was really into this. Something endearing about it. It's one of those 'meta-shitty' movies. The story starts off with an idea and absolutely loses all cohesiveness but the film was a fun watch and fairly creepy at times.

I've been enjoying the series 'The Core' on Shudder as well.

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:18 pm

My ball n chain showed me some movie where it was a cop and his patner was a triceratops and they hacked time I guess it was....wtf was that.....???think it was only like 35 min...played out like 80''s super cheese
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