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Shitty movies

Postby fcknoise » Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:51 am

Who else enjoys watching terrible movies? I'm not talking "latest Adam Sandler comedy"-shitty, but REAL shit, like the room, birdemic, sharknado etc. My personal favorites are birdemic, alone in the dark and Super Shark.

*Spoiler alert about super shark*
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Mainly because of the part where the walking tank kicks the land walking shark in the face


I think I enjoy these movies so much because I'm to much of a wuzz to watch horror movies, not entertained by most hollywood-esque comedies and I often find action movies repetitive and not interesting. Instead I've obviously taken a liking to poor scripting, terrible acting and horrendous production. :idk:

I made a track where I sampled loads of bad movies, as an ode to these pieces of crap



Anyone else care to share their favorites in the world of bad movies? :snax:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby fcknoise » Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:57 am

A few trailer/clips of these fantastic flicks

Birdemic trailer
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Super Shark trailer
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The quote "a walking tank for a walking shark" the the best ever


Alone in the dark
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby untilshewokeme » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:50 am

You mean like Judge Dread?
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby echoraven » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:11 am

Iron Sky; proves with a crappy dialog and worse acting you can have moderately decent special effects. The woman who played Sara Palin, was pretty close.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby rustywire » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:58 am

As a kid I was mesmerized by the 80s horror movie cover/poster art, and used to regularly spend time admiring displays at the local Grand Union supermarket, which used to rent video tapes and Nintendo games.
As an adolescent I had cable tv in my bedroom & used to watch USA Up All Night with Gilbert Gottfried or Rhonda Shear. Fond memories watching films like The Toxic Avenger while chatting with pals on Prodigy/AOL when I should have been in bed :bear:
As a young adult, in the early 00s I worked in the video store that had been a previous hangout spot; back when they still existed in everytown USA. Watched so much crap there, stuff so bad it's good, some that should be destroyed, and others that are so fun I have no idea how anyone can hate on them. Dystopian future/post-apoc/weird outerspace/sci-fi style movies are probably my favorite style of "shitty movies"
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Blunderbus » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:07 am

I basically love all the Steven Seagal movies. Charles Bronson's Deathwish series are classically bad but awesome as well!
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Mudfuzz » Thu Apr 16, 2015 10:09 am

Brandsmannen wrote:Who else enjoys watching terrible movies? I'm not talking "latest Adam Sandler comedy"-shitty, but REAL shit, like the room, birdemic, sharknado etc. My personal favorites are birdemic, alone in the dark and Super Shark.

*Spoiler alert about super shark*
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Mainly because of the part where the walking tank kicks the land walking shark in the face


I think I enjoy these movies so much because I'm to much of a wuzz to watch horror movies, not entertained by most hollywood-esque comedies and I often find action movies repetitive and not interesting. Instead I've obviously taken a liking to poor scripting, terrible acting and horrendous production. :idk:

I made a track where I sampled loads of bad movies, as an ode to these pieces of crap



Anyone else care to share their favorites in the world of bad movies? :snax:


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Re: Shitty movies

Postby guitarslinger21 » Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:09 am

Extreme Adventures of Super Dave might have been the worst movie I've ever seen.

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Doctor X » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:12 pm

you cant go wrong with don dohler's films:

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby fcknoise » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:49 pm

Loads of great titles in the thread already. extreme adventures of super Dave seems annoying but might be worth a shot. Also, the room is probably the worst ever, and that one doesn't even include monsters.

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Jesus Was a Robot » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:27 pm

untilshewokeme wrote:You mean like Judge Dread?



Which one. :picard: :picard:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby untilshewokeme » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:47 pm

jwar wrote:
untilshewokeme wrote:You mean like Judge Dread?



Which one. :picard: :picard:


Both :lol:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby UglyCasanova » Thu Apr 16, 2015 3:57 pm

GF made me watch Vampire Academy, and I loved it for all the wrong reasons. Everything that happens is just unmotivated and completely random. There are sooooo many logical flaws (people knowing things they have no way of knowing etc), and some of the most retarded and cringeworthy punchlines I've ever heard. And the "hunk" sounds exactly like the guy from The Room. Watched as a parody/satire of all the Twilight movies and the Hunger Games/Divergent/The Maze, it's pretty amazing.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby fcknoise » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:43 pm

^Hahaha I need to check that one out!

Also, the movie Tusk might not been the worst movie in terms of production and acting (Johnny Depp stars in it :?: ), but it might be the absolute wierdest one of them all. I honestly recommend not knowing a shit about this movie and watching it, expecting nothing. If someone does, film your reaction please :yay:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby UglyCasanova » Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:17 pm

I'm so watching this!



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