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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:03 pm

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby ibarakishi » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:42 pm

$harkToootth wrote:Finger painting?
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby JereFuzz » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:10 am

The Aurora Encounter is based on a "true incident" when aliens crashed and died in Texas in 1897 ... the Aurora Encounter film was made in 1986 and the director somehow got authorization to use progeria sufferers (1:20:00) as the aliens in the movie

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Andrew » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:57 am



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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Animal Rescue » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:37 am

River's Edge is bad in a really great way. Keanu Reeves does his best to ruin it with his usual terrible acting but the script and co-stars save the day. Dennis Hooper is a one-legged biker who goes everywhere with his inflatable love doll. If nothing else, it's worth a watch for his character alone. Feck. Good old Feck.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby rustywire » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:52 am

River's Edge shitty?
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:59 pm

Watched Tremors last night. Bomb
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Animal Rescue » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:12 am

rustywire wrote:River's Edge shitty?
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OK, you got me there, NO WAY is it shitty. It's actual a great movie with a shitty actor maybe is a better way to put it. After all, I don't want to piss Layne off...
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:10 am

...you talking bad about tremors shred.... :wha?:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:22 am

comesect2.0 wrote:...you talking bad about tremors shred.... :wha?:

Well the ol Baco said it was a low point in his career, but I find it to be fantastic.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:43 am

oh yeah right and when he showed off his huge cock in wild things that was the turning point pinnacle of hollywood entertainment excelsior!
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:00 am

The Baco has certainly been in worse movies. Did you see Death Wish (not the new Willis one)? Baco is an angel of death in that movie. It's kind of glorious.

Edit: death sentence ... close enough :idk:
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:05 am

looks pretty disturbing.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:46 am

Death Wish was Bronson.. Yeah Death sentence is worth the watch. It's kind 9f a bring down, but Baco is a supernova of fury and vengeance.
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